Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
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Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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DahkLohd 4
Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Haha kids can really twist your words :D
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Comments (87)
JoshGHardy 0
Pedoteddybear trains him
heathersmorin 0
someone shouldn't be an intern anymore....
Lisa89 3
You should really stamp out that kind of behaviour immediately with kids.
Insane_Tea 15
The perversion is strong with this one..
stevensbabe 0
I intern at a daycare too, I've got my bellybutton pierced and a little boy lifted up my shirt and saw it and kept trying to grab it..I told him it was my private area and he couldn't see. he went home that night and told his dad that I lifted up my shirt to show him my private area.. I'm not allowed back in that toddler room. :(
Perksofbeingawal 0
I'm pretty sure I know how to say it properly, haha. You're making yourself look like a complete idiot, loool. :) Oh and by the way, "audacity correct others" doesn't make sense. Nice try though ;) retard.
kittydidit 0
Umm why would you need an internship to get into the day care business ?? INTERNSHIP at a day care... Seriously makes me lol
jmenzies 0
hahaha
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
That kid's gonna be a pimp one day. Just you wait. :D
teh_uber_muffin 3
Surprised nobody said this: Kids say the darnest things.