On the bright side, at least you didn't hit your head.

You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.

Let's try and be more careful before you run out of things to break...

Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while

For the doctor laughing at you, sorta unprofessional and embarrassing for you. Sorry OP

And here come the awkward questions about who pushed you lol and the "are you sure no one is hurting you?"

one of "those days" where you'd just like to start over from the beginning of the day.

Laughter is the best medicine they say!

And then when you come home from your dislocated wrist and hurt your back tripping on an ice cube, he'll have an even greater laugh.

Try not to hurt yourself again OP