On the bright side, at least you didn't hit your head.

yet...

You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.

how about some foam insulation, that might help

Or just live in one of those giant bubbles.

Let's try and be more careful before you run out of things to break...

Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while

Don't worry OP one of my co workers told me he had been in the ER twice a day for a whole month

For the doctor laughing at you, sorta unprofessional and embarrassing for you. Sorry OP

I've had doctors laugh at the stupid shit I do all the time. They're just people.

He's a doctor, not a robot. Laughing is a natural body function that you can't help. Just because he's got a higher paying job doesn't mean he's suddenly not allowed to do that...

And here come the awkward questions about who pushed you lol and the "are you sure no one is hurting you?"

And the crowd favourite, don't you mean "ex" doctor?

one of "those days" where you'd just like to start over from the beginning of the day.

Laughter is the best medicine they say!

And then when you come home from your dislocated wrist and hurt your back tripping on an ice cube, he'll have an even greater laugh.

Try not to hurt yourself again OP