By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 123
You deserved it 2 584

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And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.


Reyo 2

Oh wow...that worst part is you have a penis. That must've been confusing.

"can you put a wig on and we can start over" says the old man

omg 36 that was on iCarly :P

lol that was a funny episode xD (such a kid )

OLOtheDemigodess 0


And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.

bugmenotmofo 34

Totally, break that old timer's jaw.

If you really ARE a guy, then this is even worse...

Why is it worse? Is it more okay for a woman to be victimized?

helpmeiamblind 0

The problem is more women victomize themselves. So I don't have any sympathy or belief in any woman who claims she was raped, beaten, abused, etc... they either were asking for it or lying more then likely. To OP: if you really are a man, I feal for you FYL.

Yep. OP's a man. And not all women victimize themselves.

29- you "feel" for him :)

Thanks, 40, I was about to have a spaz attack. OP: Let him live, I mean, he's probably about to die anyways.

I'm just saying why would anyone in their right mind LIE about being raped or abused. your an ass for saying this

that is gross.

stupiddumbblonde 0

only one word needed: Ew.

Skull_300 0

You should have sneezed on the Fucker!

Gross. The way to handle it would have been to say clearly, "Get your hands off me!" in a loud voice that unmistakably conveys the message you want. And then tell management what happened ASAP to forestall any complaints form this old sleazebag.

Brooklynxman 0

Then say you appologize you have swine flu. Guy will shit bricks. But seriously, stop him, and complain. Immediately.