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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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You deserved it 4 541

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Muffinish 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:56

And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.

Subal_fml 8

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

Exciting.

Comments

Subal_fml 8

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

Exciting.

Reyo 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:59

Oh wow...that worst part is you have a penis. That must've been confusing.

Cambo9000 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:30

"can you put a wig on and we can start over" says the old man

lovesick4628 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:31

omg 36 that was on iCarly :P

luckycharm421 3

Monday 10 May 2010 3:57

lol that was a funny episode xD (such a kid )

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:48

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Muffinish 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:56

And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.

bugmenotmofo 34

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:25

Totally, break that old timer's jaw.

Giulii 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:19

gross.

MoonTiger 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:21

If you really ARE a guy, then this is even worse...

pleasetryagain 0

Monday 23 November 2009 22:48

Why is it worse? Is it more okay for a woman to be victimized?

helpmeiamblind 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:00

The problem is more women victomize themselves. So I don't have any sympathy or belief in any woman who claims she was raped, beaten, abused, etc... they either were asking for it or lying more then likely. To OP: if you really are a man, I feal for you FYL.

regisphilbin222 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:02

Yep. OP's a man. And not all women victimize themselves.

spankos 1

Monday 7 June 2010 22:23

29- you "feel" for him :)

Chimi4ever 0

Friday 18 June 2010 20:28

Thanks, 40, I was about to have a spaz attack. OP: Let him live, I mean, he's probably about to die anyways.

lextrack234 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:08

I'm just saying why would anyone in their right mind LIE about being raped or abused. your an ass for saying this

holliecopas 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 14:40

that is gross.

stupiddumbblonde 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 15:27

only one word needed: Ew.

Skull_300 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:16

You should have sneezed on the ******!

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 22:36

Gross. The way to handle it would have been to say clearly, "Get your hands off me!" in a loud voice that unmistakably conveys the message you want. And then tell management what happened ASAP to forestall any complaints form this old sleazebag.