Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
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Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
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DahkLohd 4
Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Haha kids can really twist your words :D
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Comments (87)
damselchelle 4
^ fo'sho
slevindefour 0
Did you ever think of stoping this b4 the other teachers came in, DUMB!
seekingawug 0
Well, what did you tell him like that for? And why are you surprised that he took your advice?
zobini427 0
hey it's not all her fault I mean the kids probaly itailian. new pauly d in da house!!!!!
angel_831 0
haha
Onlynamethatwasn 0
little player
no1xaskedxy0u 5
Obviously you you don't have experience with children in that age group if you thought that was an appropriate joke. No wonder you're an intern because a lot of daycares flat out hire people while they finish school before they become a real teacher.
dubbadee123 5
what the hell were you thinking? tell him to stop it a daycare they won't get your joke
scarredforlife10 3
Hahahhah knassss kalas , stackars dig!
sammyjo06 14
It's natural for boys to do that even at that age. My little brother is 8 years younger than I am and he would reach out to touch my breasts when he was 4 and I was 12. You just have to nip that in the bud early on and make sure they know it is NOT okay. I kicked him HARD where it hurts and I felt bad later, but hey, I was 12, and he never did it again, so it worked.