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Those lines do get very long and boring.

Ugh, call security, that's public indecency and so disrespectful if its a family park.

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Your profile pic is the same as this swagfag troll on ifunny

Your profile pic is the same of a [email protected] from ifunny :0

This isn't how all people are. There is so much more beauty in this world to give you hope. Cheers, mate.

Sorry to tell you but you are part of the new generation of kids

I know i am but i dont do all this kind of things

Where does it say their age? For all you know they could be in their 40's.

well the fact that op said "girl", not "woman"

Personally when someone acts immature I don't call them "woman" as that to me implies a little bit of maturity.

Click on his profile pic

#38 the guy on your profile pic isnt you. i have seen that picture a thousand times on the app ifunny

@38 Neither do most of us. It's just the fact that the kids that are causing this generation to get a bad reputation get the highlights. Nobody complains if someone does something good, so nobody is told about it. When kids are bad people hear about it. I wouldn't say our generation is bad. It's the fact that there are kids out there that are bad that make the generation bad. You seem to be one of the ignorant people that add to it being bad at least a little bit from what I can tell.

#58 Maybe he is the guy from iFunny. I've noticed quite a few posts on there are snapshots of FML's, then people ask where its from and well... Here they are.

I'm sure that kind of thing never happened before with the previous generations.

How do you know how old they are?

Those lines do get very long and boring.

I suppose they had to entertain themselves somehow... although it was highly inappropriate

If I was OP I'd of smacked her boyfriend on the back of the head. There's a time and place for everything, doing that in front of children is unacceptable.

Because hitting people in front of your kids is such a great example to set. Also, some people will slap back.

I'm not saying full out haymaker the son of a bitch, I mean a tap on the back of the head. If you're just going to stand there and let people do shit like that in front of your children, you aren't setting much of an example either. Sure, OP could have walked away, which would be the best option, but standing there letting them get away with such a lewd act is ridiculous.

You'll still be teaching the kids it's ok to slap someone they don't know. Depending on their ages they may not understand proportional violence. And depending on the person you slap you may be inviting a haymaker in return. Now I'm not saying let it go or walk away, but it is almost never ok to lay hands on another person without their consent or a warrant. Call them out on it, sure. Call security or publicly shame them. But a physical assault of any sort in front of children? Just as wrong as the public groping that incited it.

Everyone handles certain situations differently. As you and I both have completely different ideas. From how they reacted to OP politely asking them to stop, it seems like they wouldn't be too ashamed when security comes through. I don't think you understand what I meant by tap. Have you ever had someone tap you on the shoulder to get your attention? If someone would start a brawl over that then they rightly deserve an ass kicking, especially if you have your children in tow. I don't have kids, so I can't speak from experience, but shit like that shouldn't go unnoticed. OP asked once, he really shouldn't have to ask again.

It started off as 'smack them on the back of the head' not 'tap them on the shoulder to get their attention'.

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Yeah what a lucky guy, he's getting his junk touched at a family park in front of children. Sooo sexy.

And his girlfriend is a disrespectful twat. Lucky guy indeed!

Gross. What's so "lucky" about being groped in a public place without your consent by a random stranger with god-knows-what on her hands? D:

Learn to read #35.

37, just because it was her boyfriend, doesn't mean he gives her permission to grope him whenever she feels like it. I think that's what #35 means. Edit: Oops sorry, I didn't read 35's comment correctly

Whoops. No, I did mis-read it. I thought the fml said the girl did it to the OP's boyfriend. Still, that's gross and bizarre, and it boggles my mind that people think it's ok to do those sorts of things in public. D:

OP is a man anyway, 50.

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FYL Op if the line was long hopefully just left and came back to that attraction later.

your comment is a bit ambiguous...

He's trying to communicate... Here's my interpretation : he thinks that OP should have left the line and come back later. And thus hopes the line before him was long so he wouldn't be "missing" the chance anyway.

"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"

Bahaha, you've made my night!! You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough. You're out of bounds!

I want you smothered, I want you covered just like my Waffle House hash browns.

Comin' quicker than fedex

Never reach an apex Just like coca-cola stock

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight saving time

You and me baby me aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. Do do do do do do do do.... *music interlude*

Gettin' horny now da da da da da da da da

Way to ruin it 143.

Don't be such a fucking prude!

She's right OP, and to further it you should punch her boyfriend in the balls and say "and see kids, this is what blue balls are..."

I always thought blue balls were something else. Those sound like black & blue balls. :P

Or scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs would involve punching the girl in the junk.

Well it's not exactly the bf's fault. He shoul have stopped her but still. That would be pretty uncool

Well what i see is a couple of future porno stars

He should have just called everyone's attention to them, perhaps they would have then felt embarrassed or someone would have physically made them stop. F*cking pervs. Who does that kind of shit in front of someone's kids!?!?