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Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.
I'll be one to say, toilet humour is funny. It'a a humour that will never die out. Though, queefs? That's just disgusting. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Meg are farting away in the bath tub, bubbles then come from the front of Meg, and Stewie runs away screaming. There's a reason for that. Lol.
I am not one to get hung up when guys fart. A lot of the time it is funny. But for you to say queefs stink blah blah blah. Have you smelt yourself when you fart? That's not roses that comes out of your ass several times a day guys. Besides queefs are harder to control than farts and how many times have you actually heard it once maybe twice in your life? I am not mad I just wonder why some guys expect women to always have complete control of their body.
Good way to start a farting competition when your not with each other in person
OP should look at this as a bonding experience. Years down the line when they start drifting apart because he'll hide all his problems and concerns and let them build up all because he felt embarrassed to be open with her because she rejected his attempts to strengthen their bond, she'll look back and regret not embracing his flatulence and requiting it with her own.
Sent him a sound clip of you on the toilet taking a number two. Guarantee no more fart messages!
Wow.. When I first discovered this I immediately started saying little love quotes to her. Not disgusting fart noises..
How romantic! I wish my man did that for me... mine just tells me he loves me and buys flowers all the time... asshole!