Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone....

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 699

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 577

By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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You deserved it 3 565

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 20 580

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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You deserved it 41 036

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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You deserved it 2 789

By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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You deserved it 58 545

Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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You deserved it 391

Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 434

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 694

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:25

Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother

jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:20

Haha classic!

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jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:20

Haha classic!

kapippenger 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:51

^That must have taken you a while to come up with..

xlord 27

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:46

Everyone is ****** up. How can someone ever 'deserve it' in which they are privately taken a half nude photo off and then posted online without their knowledge? In their own home as well......

MizzErikaHart 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 11:45

Watch out for snowballs

RavagedSoul 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:37

You can say the YDI part about finding out about cheating and other rare scenarios. For this one to be a YDI I guess it would be for not closing the door knowing other people are at home or for being too lazy to. Another reason is being too engrossed with Facebook. Either way it's all simply one's opinion.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 14:39

That's creepy that your BROTHER did that. If it was a husband or something then maybe I could understand, but I'm pretty sure most siblings would be uncomfortable seeing their siblings half naked. But that's just my opinion.

FarSide 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 15:30

@58: Only if your sister is 400 lbs.

ShakeMeDown 12

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:04

58- Winsest

Jimster1712 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:19

The sequel to 'Sitin on tha toilet'

max400 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:30

33- It's a YDI because the moronic OP forgot to shut the door. How stupid do you have to be to manage that?

tweetypie 18

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:54

When you gotta go, you gotta go! No time for locking doors. Usually when I'm on the toilet I'm not worried about people taking pictures of me so I leave the door unlocked.