By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes
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Did she still get out of the ticket? I think we are all wondering that.
He's a GUY. Most guys like to look at boobs. As others have mentioned, he was merely hoping that it would happen, he doesn't use his job to get women to reveal their boobs. Maybe he wanted to see if women really did that, and was hoping it'd happen so he could find out. Or as #19 said, maybe he was simply looking forward to giving the ticket to the woman anyway, unfortunately for him, he now needs to bleach his eyes.
karma happens in the after life genius; in buddist and hindu beliefs, one must work their karma off upon death. In other words you are an idiot, and your general grasp on the term karma is miniscule. please look the damn definition up on a spiritual term when trying to utilize it properly.
Gee #89, I have to say it must suck to be you. I can't imagine how horrifying it must be to feel so compelled to act out every single fantasy, urge or thought that crosses your mind - even when you're at work, too! I can't say I've ever met anyone with that little self control. You might wanna seek some help for that. I have to say, I'm mighty glad that the rest of the human race has a bit of a stronger grip on reality and can stop themselves from allowing 'thoughts to become actions', as you called it, because if not we would have crazy-high rates of suicide, homicide, rape, and just about any crime you can think of. It's in (male - or at least mostly male) human nature to find boobs attractive. Sexually attractive even. Showing appreciation for attractive members of the opposite sex is hardwired into our brains and you have a serious case of tunnel vision if you think that it's necessary to transform into an asexual being during work hours just to do a job properly, Christ.
#127 1) I've never heard anybody consider 1 homicide per 100,000 people to be 'crazy high' (that's the rate in Australia anyway). Interesting. 2) Aside from all that, for the love of cheesecake please tell me you managed to grasp my meaning. As in, one would expect that lack of inhibition would cause crime rates to skyrocket *even higher than it is now*, if you are so keen on believing it is already utterly uncontrollable. Please tell me you at least understood that much....
#133 you're completely missing the point of my comment, but while I agree that as much as I'd love to see a day where crime has been completely eradicated, I really don't think it'll ever be the case. There will always be some who kill and rape and steal. And there'll be many more who have urges or thoughts of the like but will never act on it, and it is this self-control that most people possess which I am very grateful for. Savvy?
#145 Who says OP would be the type to 'leer over women'? Purposely staring at boobs hoping to get a sweet view is different to entertaining a fantasy that someday he might come across a woman who would flash her boobs right in his face to avoid a ticket. I'm not even a guy and I can understand the normalcy of that.
#147 why on EARTH would he be purposely staring at an OLD WOMAN'S chest hoping for a sweet view? are you kidding me? Is that seriously how you thought he saw her boobs? 'Oh look here comes an old lady mmm tits let's see let's see OH GODDDD THEY'RE SAGGY WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY'D BE SAGGY AHHHH' Good gravy....
To give you an example of how you don't need to stare at something mildly traumatic for very long at all to have it etched into your mind, I walked in on my dad peeing when I was a little kid. I still can remember ... the essentials. And I promise you as soon as my brain registered what I was seeing I scurried out of there as fast as I could. On that note, people stare for a million reasons, perverted reasons are only ONE of them. If we apply logic to this situation, we can rule out him staring for perverted reasons because from his username he is clearly NOT attracted to old woman boobs. So he wouldn't be staring because he liked the look of them. Which means he either wasn't staring at them - but still got enough of a horrifying glimpse to remember what they looked like (e.g. my example) - or if he was staring at them then it was out of shock/horror. This explanation makes much more sense than staring at an old woman's breasts after she whipped them out because he thought they were hot, and then posting it as an FML (because he, what, changed his mind?), don't you think?
Sigh. He had a look at a woman's breasts, hoping for a good view. He realised it wasn't a nice view, after he looked at them. Which is why his charming little anecdote was posted on this site. Never once did I say he was attracted to old women. He deserved it for being a pervert. Do you need me to draw a diagram? Cave drawings, perhaps?
#155 I cannot actually believe you thought that's how the situation happened. I made a JOKE about it before trying to come up with the insane thought process that could possibly lead up to him staring at an old woman's breasts hoping for a nice view, and yet you think that's exactly what he was thinking. First of all, it's generally common knowledge old woman's breasts aren't pretty, so even if he really WAS a pervert he wouldn't have been staring at HER breasts hoping for anything close to a nice view. You'd have to be blind or incredibly stupid to think that you'd get that from a senior citizen. I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume he is not blind and is of reasonable intelligence. Secondly, I just gave you an example of how images can become ingrained into your memory even if you are a) not staring at them or b) staring at them for non-perverted reasons such as horror. I'll do a little gender reversal and change the situation around a bit. Say some guy walked up to a girl and exposed himself to her, and she later testifies in court identifying him by (among other things) the tattoo or piercing she remembers seeing him have down there. You're on dangerous ground, my friend, if you're going to use the same logic you applied just now to say that the girl must have been a perverted slut and she obviously only remembered what the guy's dick looked like because she was staring at his junk out of lust. Seriously, what the hell.
The difference there is that the OP actually says in the FML that he was hoping to have a woman flash her breasts at him. If the girl in your scenario took it to court, it means she didn't want the man to flash at her. You missed the point of my comment again, and to be honest this argument is getting silly. Don't expect to hear from me any time soon.
#161 so if the girl had a fantasy of being flashed by a cute guy one day that turns her 'victim status' into an instant YDI if a 70 year old guy flashed her? Nothing she may say in court matters because she was OBVIOUSLY staring at the 70 year old's junk hoping to see something hot? Wow.
Okay #162, what if it was you in the car, and he was bluntly staring at your boobs ( I'm assuming you do have them ) and this man wasn't exactly attractive? Say...hmm...a creeper? You don't even know this man, just because he posts a simple, harmless FML, doesn't mean he is as harmless as his status portrays. I sure wouldn't like it, regardless if he was hoping for a little flash or not. Aside from the obvious, he could have a girlfriend or wife, which doesn't make it right. And you can point out all the things that imply he doesn't have one, but you cannot prove it unless OP replies.
#138 No it's not, some people don't think of breasts as a sexual thing. However, homosexuality is unnatural as the whole point of sexual activity is to reproduce and keep a species alive, which can only be done hetrosexualy. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the homosexual populous, it happens in many different species, it's not uncommon, yet it is still unnatural.
#166 OP said nothing about staring at women's breasts. He has a fantasy of a woman voluntarily thrusting a nice pair in his face while he's at work. That's not the same as him 'leering at breasts' to try and make that fantasy come true. That's an ASSUMPTION, and I'm not going to make that assumption because of something called 'benefit of the doubt'.
This is the worst thread I've ever read. If someone says something that's completely retarded, just thumb it down and the move the fuck on with your life. I know it's tempting to waste the day arguing with someone you don't know, and never will, but please, this shit hurts my eyes, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels this way.
#175 One; that barely had anything to do with my message up there, Two; I never said "leering at a womans' breasts." Don't mistake me for your past acquaintances you've debated with. It may have been similar, but my message varied in many other aspects that you did not, in any case, answer. It was the same repeated statement I'm positive you've told others before, with only a few simple switch-ups. However, I'm not here to debate relentlessly, and I am very good at debating, so stick with your opinion as much as you please. I honestly messaged out of curiosity, for answers.