By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 17:15 - Belgium

Spicy
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 877
You deserved it 4 881

Same thing different taste

Top comments

if he used it as a **** ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

UTTU 0

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

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I guess getting candy on Valentine's Day isn't always a good thing. :/

Crap, I didn't read the FML carefully enough. >_> Sorry about that. Oh well, that's nasty no matter what day it occurred on.

Well I guess your sister is very fine with sharing :) 3sum anyone?

UTTU 0

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

deafeningsilence 8

if he used it as a **** ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

folfg7 0

Kids under 14 have small enough arms. and have had sex Ed. put it together people... child molestation black mail for the ******* ^win.

Privations_fml 0
lolitaababy 0
quite_bored 9

Moral of the story kids: Don't accept slimy candy bracelets/**** rings from your sister haha

Her not liking the taste is what got you in this situation... twice!