Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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RavensRule97
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if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse
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UTTU
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Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...
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Bobby64
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I guess getting candy on Valentine's Day isn't always a good thing. :/
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Bobby64
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Crap, I didn't read the FML carefully enough. >_> Sorry about that.
Oh well, that's nasty no matter what day it occurred on.
Oh well, that's nasty no matter what day it occurred on.
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xBangOut
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Well I guess your sister is very fine with sharing :) 3sum anyone?
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UTTU
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Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...
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gabrielleangeliq
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This.
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meowmeowwkitty
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Salty?
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deafeningsilence
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.....what the..
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RavensRule97
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if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse
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shayshaw
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*strechy
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mitchem
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*stretchy
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mitchem
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*stretchy
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folfg7
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Kids under 14 have small enough arms. and have had sex Ed. put it together people... child molestation black mail for the fucking ^win.
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Privations_fml
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No, used it on a horse
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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63 - It was used on me. :D
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lolitaababy
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ahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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DahkLohd
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You like the taste of cock? What's your number?
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Mama_Umbridge
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A DUR DUR DUR DUR
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wolfshadow
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(you)-are-rapermort(.com)
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LexxyLiime
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ew
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quite_bored
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...And it fit...?
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WiseGuy79
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Moral of the story kids: Don't accept slimy candy bracelets/cock rings from your sister haha
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mrahhhhh
| 19
Her not liking the taste is what got you in this situation... twice!
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ak7477
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well quite a happy VD for you...