By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 17:15 - Belgium

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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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RavensRule97 0
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if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

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UTTU 0

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

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Bobby64 29
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I guess getting candy on Valentine's Day isn't always a good thing. :/

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Bobby64 29
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Crap, I didn't read the FML carefully enough. >_> Sorry about that. Oh well, that's nasty no matter what day it occurred on.

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xBangOut 4
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Well I guess your sister is very fine with sharing :) 3sum anyone?

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UTTU 0

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

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gabrielleangeliq 0

This.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

Salty?

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deafeningsilence 8

.....what the..

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RavensRule97 0
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if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

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shayshaw 0

*strechy

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folfg7 0

Kids under 14 have small enough arms. and have had sex Ed. put it together people... child molestation black mail for the fucking ^win.

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Privations_fml 0

No, used it on a horse

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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63 - It was used on me. :D

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lolitaababy 0

ahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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DahkLohd 4
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You like the taste of cock? What's your number?

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Mama_Umbridge 8
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A DUR DUR DUR DUR

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wolfshadow 4

(you)-are-rapermort(.com)

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LexxyLiime 0

ew

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quite_bored 9

...And it fit...?

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WiseGuy79 14
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Moral of the story kids: Don't accept slimy candy bracelets/cock rings from your sister haha

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mrahhhhh 21
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Her not liking the taste is what got you in this situation... twice!

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ak7477 9
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well quite a happy VD for you...

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