FML : Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours...

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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 17:15 / Belgium

Intimacy

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By RavensRule97 | 0

#2083466 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:00

if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

By UTTU | 0

#2083451 - Monday 14 February 2011 10:58

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

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By Bobby64 | 26

#2083447 - Monday 14 February 2011 10:57

I guess getting candy on Valentine's Day isn't always a good thing. :/

Bobby64 | 26

#2083479 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:00

Crap, I didn't read the FML carefully enough. >_> Sorry about that. Oh well, that's nasty no matter what day it occurred on.

xBangOut | 4

#2086444 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 08:55

Well I guess your sister is very fine with sharing :) 3sum anyone?

By UTTU | 0

#2083451 - Monday 14 February 2011 10:58

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

gabrielleangeliq | 0

#2083497 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:07

This.

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2084672 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 06:22

Salty?

By deafeningsilence | 8

#2083458 - Monday 14 February 2011 10:59

.....what the..

By RavensRule97 | 0

#2083466 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:00

if he used it as a cock ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

shayshaw | 0

#2083600 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:50

*strechy

mitchem | 3

#2084099 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 02:39

*stretchy

mitchem | 3

#2084108 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 02:42

*stretchy

folfg7 | 0

#2084133 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 02:50

Kids under 14 have small enough arms. and have had sex Ed. put it together people... child molestation black mail for the fucking ^win.

Privations_fml | 0

#2084892 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 08:05

No, used it on a horse

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2084948 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 08:38

63 - It was used on me. :D

lolitaababy | 0

#2085217 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:22

ahahahahahahahahahaha!!

By DahkLohd | 4

#2083472 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:02

You like the taste of cock? What's your number?

Mama_Umbridge | 8

#2083753 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:57

A DUR DUR DUR DUR

wolfshadow | 4

#2084169 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 03:05

(you)-are-rapermort(.com)

By LexxyLiime | 0

#2083485 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:01

By quite_bored | 9

#2083500 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:03

...And it fit...?

By WiseGuy79 | 14

#2083503 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:09

Moral of the story kids: Don't accept slimy candy bracelets/cock rings from your sister haha

By mrahhhhh | 17

#2083506 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:10

Her not liking the taste is what got you in this situation... twice!

By ak7477 | 9

#2083511 - Monday 14 February 2011 11:14

well quite a happy VD for you...

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