Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen...

By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

Sunsh1ne 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:46

Zero-tolerance policies suck.

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Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:30

What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

splatz16 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:46

exactly^^

GameRater01 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:35

campus could have been the closest place with a trash can and was probably caught in the act. No sobriety test I'm guessing? =P

BigL027 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:38

Absolute bullshit that did not happen

Sunsh1ne 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:46

Zero-tolerance policies suck.

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:47

yet another reason why littering is good. throw all your trash on the ground from now on. lesson learned

RLJJ 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:50

A good deed never goes unpunished...

Paws_Cat 29

Friday 26 June 2015 0:27

Except for this one.

nffd23 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:17

lol greenman

Tarion 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:32

#0 - Wow. No chance anyone's going to believe you. People always see the worst from this sort of thing. Live and learn, I guess?

ummmyeahhh 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 14:51

don't they teach you in drug awareness and health ed that if you find something on the ground, remember what it is and tell someone? back in fourth grade someone found pot on the school playground, tried to give it to the principal, and got suspended for three weeks. sad thing is, his older brother was one of the teenagers who had left it there.