By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

Zero-tolerance policies suck.

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What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?

campus could have been the closest place with a trash can and was probably caught in the act. No sobriety test I'm guessing? =P

Absolute bullshit that did not happen

Zero-tolerance policies suck.

yet another reason why littering is good. throw all your trash on the ground from now on. lesson learned

A good deed never goes unpunished...

Except for this one.

lol greenman

#0 - Wow. No chance anyone's going to believe you. People always see the worst from this sort of thing. Live and learn, I guess?

don't they teach you in drug awareness and health ed that if you find something on the ground, remember what it is and tell someone? back in fourth grade someone found pot on the school playground, tried to give it to the principal, and got suspended for three weeks. sad thing is, his older brother was one of the teenagers who had left it there.

wow glad i dont go to your school my dean would crack one open with me