Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
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truehitman2010
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we need a Wtf? button
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oliveindamiddle
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I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)
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Drumming_fml
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that's a win.
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comepoopwithme
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for which person?
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TheObnoxiousNarw
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For the Grandma! Ps: fallout is awesome
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gbreck
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agreed 58
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jennifer93
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agreed that glee blows
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ochomurph
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fallout o yea
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mr_miyagi
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yea a total win for OP. 70?!? if thats out of the standard scale of 1-10 then she must have been a real GILF
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9010649
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"Don't forget to stretch those creamy hamstrings!"
-Herbert
-Herbert
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dirtyblond
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"Oh yeaahhh massage those legs while I massage my pussy!"(;
-old lady
-old lady
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LyssaSparkyRex
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or it gets the hose again!
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Saint_Pete_Saint
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masturbationmasturbationhehe
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oliveindamiddle
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I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)
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overthelimit
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haha well at least op knows someone thinks hes attractive ;)
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supertacowaffle
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lol :) good on you OP for running a marathon great achievement :)
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Hugh_Spreadum
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Gramma's dreaming up a marathon of massaging his stiff 'leg'. Good for her too?
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missy_lynn012
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well there's not a website called whattheF.com so this'll have to do.
op fyl for turning on an old lady :P
op fyl for turning on an old lady :P
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elainelovesyou
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Haha, I agree 3.
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Brohemoth
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lol 113 nice underpants
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jess2gd4u
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Mmm at least she was admiring the view.
but really how many people stop running a marathon to massage legs, wouldn't that stuff you up?
but really how many people stop running a marathon to massage legs, wouldn't that stuff you up?
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nerdchic
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stuff you up? wth kind of saying is that?
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Dontstealmyname
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Maybe OP just stopped for a while to press on the sore areas. I do that sometimes when I'm not running competitive.
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jess2gd4u
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oh cool. I thought for marathons it would stuff u up with your rhythm and breathing an pace.
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Soloman212
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What did I just read?
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truehitman2010
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we need a Wtf? button
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McGherkin
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I'm still waiting for the 'Get A Grip' button.
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oliveindamiddle
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Que pasaaaa I'm so confused.. I commented on this comment and all of the comments are gone now :O
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KingD123
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I have sexy legs. FML
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SnowFlakeInAK
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I agree!! maybe if we ask nicely they'll give us a WTF button.
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Drumming_fml
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I agree!
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oliveindamiddle
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Dear FML,
It would be greatly appreciated if you could supply the users of this fantastic site with a "wtf" button! Much thanks.
- Olivia & other users or FML
:)
It would be greatly appreciated if you could supply the users of this fantastic site with a "wtf" button! Much thanks.
- Olivia & other users or FML
:)
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tesuan
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They won't. Same thing as with a dislike button on facebook- we want it, it makes sense, but it's just not gonna happen. Such is life (in soviet Russia. sorry, I had to lol)
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Beast_Hoff
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Family guy win ^^^
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tesuan
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OP is a choir boy. that's the problem.
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tesuan
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Get some cougar, boy!
I'm only kidding.
I'm only kidding.
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SnowFlakeInAK
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And #9 is winning!!
Nothing wrong with a cougar at all ;)
Nothing wrong with a cougar at all ;)
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Katie_the_Great
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Right.......
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fionasarah
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you ruined it by saying I'm only kidding.
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tesuan
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Other than the fact that it's basically seducing a young man for your own needs and practically sexually abusing him, yeah, there's nothing wrong with cougars...
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SnowFlakeInAK
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well.. if you look at it like that...EEWWW
I just happen to be 13 yrs older than my hubby. at our age there is no eeww factor.
underage lusting is sick tho.
I just happen to be 13 yrs older than my hubby. at our age there is no eeww factor.
underage lusting is sick tho.
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tesuan
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Well, with the whole "half your age plus seven" social rule, OP would have to be 42, and we can safely assume that's not true due to her calling him boy.
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SnowFlakeInAK
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Hmm if she was 70 wouldn't 42 still be considered boy? JK JK
I totally understand and agree with your point. :)
I totally understand and agree with your point. :)
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enonymous
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Not a cougar at this age. more like an alley cat that has a limp, has sagging ears and smells of rotting tuna and denture cream
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SteelCladAngel
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that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger
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SteelCladAngel
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that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger
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SnowFlakeInAK
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Bwhahaha sabertooth tiger hahaha
and alley cat! lol
those are GOOD!
and alley cat! lol
those are GOOD!
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rocketeer_97
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9- i do enjoy your picture !
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22cute
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70 year old women have earned the right to seduce anyone they want in my opinion. What's the harm, really?
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KiddNYC1O
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I agree with #1. Was she touching herself or something?
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ImInABox
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Herbert's sister, Sherbert the Pervert.
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gardianlh24
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way to use your "Imagination." *waves hands in a bow shape*
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Death_From_Above
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that's a little more than a compliment. but hey whatever works!
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KaySL
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Totally, being sexually objectified by ancient weirdos is the ideal compliment. God damn, you horny pubescent kids need to think things through a little before getting too excited and ruining your underwear over an FML.
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SnowFlakeInAK
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LMAO
Nice to see you around again KaySL!!
Nice to see you around again KaySL!!
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CitrusGirl
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Finally a guy getting objectified by a women...
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CitrusGirl
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Before people jump on me I will clarify: every time there's an GML about a guy objectifying a girl the response in many (not all) cases is
Female: that's so horrible and wrong! Guys are so horrible! You should castrate and report him!
Male: Hey, he thinks you're hot that's a good thing! Learn to appreciate a compliment! And what with all the feminist lesbian Nazi bitches?
I'm curious to see if the response will be the now that the roles are switched.
Female: that's so horrible and wrong! Guys are so horrible! You should castrate and report him!
Male: Hey, he thinks you're hot that's a good thing! Learn to appreciate a compliment! And what with all the feminist lesbian Nazi bitches?
I'm curious to see if the response will be the now that the roles are switched.