By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States
Consolation prizeYour FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.100%
50 favoritesLove knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!100%
The thumb strikes backYou have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.0%
The return of the thumbYou have thumbed 5000 comments.0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninjaYou have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.48%
Keen reader – Level: master ninjaYou have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.15%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninjaYou have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.7%
One more and it's business timeYou've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.4%
By jake - 27/06/2009 21:11 - Denmark
By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States
LoLLightning tells us more.
OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.
By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States
By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States