Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML
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Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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yay_fml 0
Hmmm every play I've been in we've used these things called wigs. Come in pretty handy.
dol567 0
Wow, that must have been pretty bad for her to start crying... sorry!
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Comments (75)
yay_fml 0
Hmmm every play I've been in we've used these things called wigs. Come in pretty handy.
GrammarFailure 0
maybe she has hair too long for a wig?
mazuma 0
maybe she is in like a 'legit' play instead of some elementary school play?
kyliebear 15
You just need to tie your hair up, but not let it be a stick out bun, or a stick out ponytail. It really doesn't matter.
INeedAUserNamr 13
She said show not play so thats probably why she cut it
doctor__who 19
#41, for long hair all you have to do is braid it and pin it up. It's not that hard.
mikuxxhatsune 32
What if it is really long and thick, like waist length?
Flying_Pink_Lulz 0
Oh damn...Is it bad?
mazuma 0
no, she was crying about it for no reason. I don't want to be a troll nut your a dumbass.
nick718_fml 12
You're You have a grammar nazi icon picture and you still make that mistake
DaEpicTaco 13
Apply code water to burn
z_vet 0
I hope it wasn't your ear she chopped? ;)
drlemmon 2
No kidding! the damn OPs never give all the info!
pplkillr 0
there was this ******* barber. asshole cut my ear EVERY DAMN TIME. stupid guy.
Junkie_Razor 20
#53 And you didn't try a different barber?
dol567 0
Wow, that must have been pretty bad for her to start crying... sorry!
ohdamn_fml 2
Haha #1, my thoughts exactly
Tenantry 0
@ 3 that was what I'm thinking? What she do?
ubbernoob 0
man i guess the only thing that could have been worse is if she had said "oh ****"
claire_fml 0
Hah. That sucks. Maybe use a wig next time?
alex_vik 0
So...you don't use wigs?
lacrossebabe23 4
Actually for most large scale performances, actors/actresses will cut their hair to match a part because wigs can move and become uneven during the scene
fortunecookie_fml 0
this happened to me before. so awful.