Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?
Sunsh1ne 0
Zero-tolerance policies suck.
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Monty_Python 0
I suggest you start littering on your school grounds. Seems fair
EffYourLyf 0
Does MIP stand for Massive Internet Penis?
HelloFlower 0
If it is any comfort, Mother Nature thanks you.
aZ09123 0
Definatley fake, they cant MIP you if your BAC is 0, and there is nothing in the can...
syed121417 22
Well if the can was empty, they obviously assumed OP drank it all. Plus if they did do a breathalyzer(excuse me if I spell it wrong) then they would have known that, so they probably didn't.
aZ09123 0
assuming you explain the story to him, and he refuses to believe you. There is two drips of beer in the can left, ur a dumba** for licking out the two drips that were left. Assuming he gives u the breathalyzer, 2 drips of beer is not enough to trigger .01. If he still MIP's u then take it to court and in ur defense say he didnt have sufficient evidence (which is obviously true).
wrestler_fml 0
1) Demand a meeting with your dean, or at least a representative ASAP. 2) When talking to somebody with an authority, first tell them that you picked up a littered can to throw it away, and second, tell them confidently that you haven't had a drink in months, and they can give you a sobriety test, as well as a urinalysis (urine test) to see if you have any traces of alcohol in the bloodstream from the past month or two. 3) When it comes up clear, ask him kindly if he would call up your parents real quick, so they know the real deal and don't ground you. If he won't do that, just call them and tell them the truth, that you got off since you were throwing it away. 4) If he doesn't believe you, file a lawsuit with the nearest plaintiff and take him (and the school) to court. Sue them for violating the constitutional right of "innocent until proven guilty", and explain he did not give you due process. The courts will be forced to rule in your favor. You will be vindicated, and possibly a rich man. ============== 5) DO NOT DO ANY OF THIS IF YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO DRINK ALCOHOL IN THE PAST MONTH!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!!
skierguy 0
What is an MIP? I've never come across that acronym.
foryoublue94 0
next time if you pick up a can, make sure it's not a BEER can. =[
Misanthropist 0
Word greendude
dcapp 0
aww thats terrible :( i love recycling i probably would have done the same thing