By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:07 - Israel

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 454
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DocBastard 38
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Fuck your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

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randiZ25 0
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No body starts out amazing OP =)

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tyronnK 0
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ydi for being bad

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841337 0
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ydi for playimg rocl

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buddybudda 0
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stop using your cat as a instrument

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desigirl2010 0
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no. cats are cute!

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rfngxhhshi 0
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OP is Israeli. Those Jewish fucks can't do anything right. Note: I don't hate all Jews, just Israel. Go Palestine :P

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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maybe the OP neighbours have a chinese restaurant near by...i know OP is in isreal but even terrorists like chinese "food"

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R0nBurgundy 0
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Try wearing a special cologne no one will turn down your notes of desireness... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way

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imnotonaboat 0
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like a dying cat**

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fakeaccountX 6
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Oh hush. I bet dying cats around your part of town sound beautiful.

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restythestar 0
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ukulele > guitar

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EffinAhole 0
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Seriously? This is like reading an argument between a group of 3rd graders. "my music is better than your music" "nuh uh mine's better" Good GOD will you all just grow the fuck up!

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restythestar 0
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huh? wrong reply?

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I_like_chicken 0
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OP is from Tel Aviv YES!!!!

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esines 9
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Effin one person said one thing but his music being better, calm the fuck down. And also how is OP going to get better without some practice?

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badbe 0
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Take some lessons :D

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jipooki 0
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ill give lessons :D

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DarksideDoll 31
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& make sure to practice with your window open!

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randiZ25 0
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No body starts out amazing OP =)

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carnage1106 0
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I don't know about you but when I was born my body was amazing

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stevenJB 25

Except micheal Angelo batio

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canadian_ftw 8
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you must be really bad... :P maybe you should take some lessons!

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carnage1106 0
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how is this an fml you can't play guitar ok go get lessons or just stop playing it's not that hard

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carnage1106 0
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WTF all my comments get modderated

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dannnn_fml 0
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well maybe don't play the guitar outside? and take lessons?

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DocBastard 38
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Fuck your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

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wellardgerrard 0
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distortion makes everything right! 

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guitarbeast 22
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crank the gain put a chain of fuzz and dirt pedals stack a bunch of cabs behind you and play at 3 in the mourning

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DrAwesome 6
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I told you that you shouldn't be taking lessons from Herman Li! I told you bro!

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IcyJack 7
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Oh, and while you're at it, watch out for those stairs, bro.

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an_villian 0
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#75 your profile picture is a lie

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DrAwesome 6
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+1 to IcyJack for understanding references. :3

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mintcar 9
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You're clearly not that great. Try taking some lessons?

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Howljerk 0
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Your picture is upside down.

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nocanhaz 4
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and your picture isn't

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Howljerk 0
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Your picture isn't upside down either. This is some rock solid truth.

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JERZBornNRaised 7
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upside down girl aka mintcar looks like a tranny, just sayin

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mintcar 9
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A tranny? How'd you come to that conclusion? Wait...i don't even care to know.

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nocanhaz 4
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hey she's not up side-down anymore

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Zmeilerr 22
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mint your beautiful don't listen to him.

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mintcar 9
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141, now it is. it's a rather old picture of me but one of my favorites. :D 151, thanks. I don't really allow repugnant comments to get to me though. :)

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Howljerk 0
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Yeah, that's definitely a better picture.

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TheDrifter 23
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Maybe you should stick with guitar hero. It seems the whole "guitar god" thing isn't gonna work out for you OP.

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