Smooth moves

By ouch - 25/03/2010 08:00 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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the_boob 0

I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =

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aardvarkish 15

sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders

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Pfrmbrzl 0

idiot!

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BrookeTrueblood 0

I second this ^^

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Bonbonbonbon 0

bet that was a kick in the teeth

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bettadenne1 0

haha faill 

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You_Just_Failed 0

thats impossible, unless you mean masturbating when you say having sex...

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whatchutalkinbou 0

after that I guess she got drumroll COLD FEET

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boopityboppity 11

You_Just_Failed, you just failed. Would you say, "I ate an orange," if you meant, "I ate an apple?"

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imbatman_fml 0

that is impossible unless this "sex" is solo.

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rstroupe 0

hahah u were on ur back!!

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joserme 0

YDI for have'n feet

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hmmmummhmmm 0

always practice safe solo sex.

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missASHLEYnicole 0

um who said this was a guy? none of you guys know for sure.

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Rexx 0

GOSH!!! FREAKIN IDIOT!!!

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Monikabug 9

The OP is a FEMALE. ._.

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Jones30 0

no it isn't if it's missionary and the chick kicked it over it's possible it's called being flexible but good thing Americas getting fat and there is no such thing as flexibilty anymore

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Mruch 2

suck it up and finish up.

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Yaseeher 0

Rofl OP is female.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

if I had been the dude when this happened I wouldve fell of the bed laughing so hard. idk if that's bad or good : P

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Daerauko 0

it happened to me the other week. normally the door I opened was stiff, but one week the the springhinge to close the door was broken on one side so it just flew open! of course I didn't hit myself with the door

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tristan1001 0

69 did you happen to submit a fml today ?

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Kr3tS22 0

I agree with number 10^^^ way up there , if she's that clumsy, there's no way she's gettin any

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NotMeh 0

lol @47

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

yeah I don't see what position that would be possible

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megamandude455 10

how the hell did you knee yourself in the face? DURING sex? were you faceup? cause then that makes sense...

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edogy2 1

Why did OP have to add that they were having sex?

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aardvarkish 15

sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders

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irishhh_fml 0

?

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iamchuck 0

What position does that happen in?

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FYLDeep 25

Should have used your tail instead.

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zabava 0

trying to get the mental image of how this can happen ... hmmm were you with a midget? oops, I meant little person

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waddams 0

I can't imagine this either lol

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killerviral 0

I Can imagine this how come I'm the only one that can

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CallMeHush 0

Flexsble...

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digger21 0

that's what happens when you try to go down on yourself

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zabava 0

that was my other potential answer, but I in no way wanted to get that mental image

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vball_luvah 2

well it's too late for that huh? and X( grosss

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MinaLovesYewhNig 0

dumbas. I give this a 100 out 10. lol. retard

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BABiiRAWr 0

Your so smart **Claps**

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jthottie 0

damn girl^^

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boopityboppity 11

Why, what did she do?

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JordynAlexis 0

Sarcasm doesn't work on the Internet. Oh and it's you're. (:

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fisheatsbear 6

I must be stupid because I do not understand how this happens

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playalovegame 0

retarded much? how embarassing for you.

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