Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?
Sunsh1ne 0
Zero-tolerance policies suck.
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Comments (81)
xkononenkox19 0
hahahahahahaha thats ****** up loll
Lyrad 0
WTF?! Triple whammy! So much for being nice to mother Earth..
Shyman4ever 0
I saw a fml very similar to this, anyways fyl
PenNameHere 0
fyl. it's annoying that law abiding good people always get ******.
WhyworldWhy 0
if you are under 21 NEVER PICK UP A BEER CAN you're lucky you're not arrested for underage drinking because there is no way you can prove you didn't drink that beer can and if you are over 21 and still a still a student DONT PICK UP A BEER CAN BEFORE CLASS problem solved
RKftw 0
"The moral of the story issss, YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM!!! maan." - Andy Samberg
ChanceDFEL 1
So ******* true i honestly think that OP should've just THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
mpoppe1018 2
you are so full of shit its not even funny.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
EMBRACE the litter! Lol jk that really blows though :/
hermy77 5
Just tell them what happened they can't kick u out or punish u until the can prove your not being honest and In doing so they would find out that you only picked up the can.to get it to the recycle fyl
Harle 24
Seems as though schools are stupid these days.