Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?
Sunsh1ne 0
Zero-tolerance policies suck.
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Claeric 0
#9, they'd probably suspend him for being an adult and asking a supervisor "Hey hey thews a beew can over dere can u go get it pwease bcuz its BAAAAD!" don't try and justify this.
m0nicam0nster 0
no that happened to me actually. except it was on a college campus so theyre more chill, but after 10 seconds I realized I was underage and hid the can at my side until the dumpster. I believe this story, and there is justification.
m0nicam0nster 0
#27 this is what I meant to say, that was unclear. no that i was once in the same predicament, except it was on a college campus so theyre more chill, and I didnt get caught. but after 10 seconds I realized I was underage and hid the can at my side until the dumpster. I believe this story, and there is justification. We're just trying to be good citizens, regardless WHAT the container may have held.
darobinbot 0
I am so sorry. That's really rough. They didn't breathalize you or anything?
aqua__marine 0
yeah schools have zero tolerance for drugs/alcohol on the property and everyone knows that you should never carry that to your school duh
bradley5055 0
wow that majorly sucks but u cant really blame the school for being dicks cuz thats just wat they do
sillypun 0
the punishment for stupidity is a bit harsh at schools this day.
Tall_Kid 0
To all the people who don't beleive this happened: You need to get out of the house more, go see the world. and that sucks man. Thats why i dont usually do that stuff anymore. like an earlier post said, A good deed never goes unpunished...
saaarrj 0
that's really dumb..i mean clearly the can was empty and if they'd just taken SOME kind of alcohol test on you they'd know that you didn't drink and could therefore assume that you were just throwing it away. then again, were there really no other trash cans before you got to school??
pltcllyincorrect 0
#5 makes my life. hahahha no seriously. fyl.