Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
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Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
What made you think it would be a good idea to walk on campus with an empty beer can?
Sunsh1ne 0
Zero-tolerance policies suck.
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Comments (81)
99problems_fml 0
You deserved this one. Seriously. People get paid to pick up stuff like this.
sniperpie 0
I think #42's idea could be pretty awesome if you haven't been drinking
Nickodemus 0
How did you get an MIP? I assume there was no place to throw it away before you got to campus? And that you poured it out so you weren't actually holding alcohol? So you therefore must have been tested for the MIP to be at all legal, and so did you (still) have any alcohol in your system?? Cause you always gotta know which risks you can take and which you can't afford to.
dragon_fml 0
#42 sounds pretty good, I like no. 4. sue. :) this is pretty ridic, take action!
tincan 0
Shouldn't they check if you actually have alcohol content inside you before issuing the MIP?
syed121417 22
They really should, but a lot of schools would just assume OP was drinking because I think they think we're all like that
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Should've thrown it in the trashcan before you got on campus dude...
WallyTalent 0
this is no doubt real. i worry these things will happen all the time.
qwedfgcvb 1
LOL yes what a mad ****... unlucky bro but what a way to go bro.. trying to be a leader than you get punched in the kissers hahahahaha
lifepwns 0
perception: 1 millionth of reality.
ecowarrior12 0
You are in college and your parents still ground you? Beat.