Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
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zingline89
| 18
"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching."
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NessieMonster188
| 17
The sweet smell of karma! Oh wait..
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Geary519
| 20
karma just bit u in the ass!
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uhhSavage
| 22
Sounds like a shitty situa- *shot*
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jessi_sunshine
| 26
13 - If only you had finished your almost-pun. I would have actually thumbed up.
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420Zombie
| 17
regardless of how it's used I guarantee the old "shitty situation" comment will get down thumbed. yet... I'm almost positive there will be at least one more as I read through the rest of the comments -_-.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
You should have said: That was a shitzhu situation to be in. (yeah, that's right, I'm recycling 2-day old puns!)
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botanistjessica
| 24
The "gets shot" at the end of the shitty situation puns is getting more annoying than the original pun itself.
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tacojauns
| 45
How do you know Op's dog's name?
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KingDead
| 18
What I don't get, is why he was walking in the middle of the street.. Haha
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ScruffyFML
| 10
Karma 1 - Op 0.
Let the game continue.
Let the game continue.
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wallandpiece
| 16
Do people commenting about 'karma' actually believe it's real?
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jellycorn
| 13
Shoulda cast scourgify.
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tjv3
| 10
YDI . Way to go op karma is a biotch isnt it
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Cheeley
| 17
Maybe have bags to pick it up next time.
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Harmell
| 7
And don't walk in the middle of the street
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amDes
| 11
Yes, why take your dog for a walk to do its business and NOT bring a bag? Did you think he was just going to sniff the roses??
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
Karma at its finest. xD
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lexxiii
| 17
I hope we leaned a lesson today.
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CareFace
| 16
Must have been a fat lesson...
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NessieMonster188
| 17
The sweet smell of karma! Oh wait..
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Enslaved
| 36
Better you than me. I wear flip flops.):
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cb1002630
| 11
Shit happens OP
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RpiesSPIES
| 27
That's a s*head is blasted off*
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upallnight11
| 19
No shit!
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swimagirl4321
| 15
You should always pick it up even if you think no one is watching
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plaguer
| 26
I hope someone WAS watching and called it in. That's a hefty fine where I live, and it sounds like OP deserves to pay every penny.
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A7XCamaro
| 19
Unless the cop actually saw the dog take the dump in the street, there isn't evidence of who's dog it was.
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plaguer
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You'd think so. I've seen people get fined because someone had 3+ complaints of them not picking up after their dogs.
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not_a_robot
| 15
Where I live if you don't clean up after your dog you must pay a fine and do 12 hours of community service. I always clean up after my dog because I hate finding other dog's sh** in my front yard and I won't do to others what I hate having be done to me.
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Sputnikspak
| 13
Not to mention that some illnesses are spread to dogs through feces. It's way safer if everyone picks up.
I walk my dog in the local woods, and even if I have to trudge into the underbrush after him (cane and all), I do it. Now that the snow is starting to melt, that park is a disgusting swamp of muddy poo. I always carry extra bags and I'll tell off anybody who isn't picking up. Not afraid to call public security, either (they issue a hefty fine). I've used my phone to tape an asshole whose dog kept shitting on my lawn and didn't get picked up after. He got a nice big fine.
I walk my dog in the local woods, and even if I have to trudge into the underbrush after him (cane and all), I do it. Now that the snow is starting to melt, that park is a disgusting swamp of muddy poo. I always carry extra bags and I'll tell off anybody who isn't picking up. Not afraid to call public security, either (they issue a hefty fine). I've used my phone to tape an asshole whose dog kept shitting on my lawn and didn't get picked up after. He got a nice big fine.
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AngrySailor
| 17
Must have been your guide dog. YDI
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AngrySailor
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Sweet flyin fuck did no one get the joke?
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botanistjessica
| 24
I see no joke. Just a bad attempt to connect two totally unrelated FMLs.
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zingline89
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"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching."
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MrSassypants
| 32
"I'm the type who likes to leave my things behind and step on them." - OP