Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 322
You deserved it 50 626

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Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

must have been a crappy situation

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hahahahahahaahhh, sorry to hear that

I'm picturing I love you man you should've just yelled at him

happened to me once. huge dog with a big crap, and oversized older woman came out in her bathrobe screaming at me to "cleeeeean that sh*t!" I asked her for the hose so I could wash it off, or a bag at least but she rudely said "NO!" so I told her I was gona go get one from home and walked away. she kept yelling after me but I raised my middle finger and kept walking. fuk that b*tch.

when ever I go walking my dog I bring with me a couple of plastic bags in Case something like this happens, Its nice to use your brain cells from time to time OP

27 is that your dog? it's huge!

yeah. the other one was a bit bigger :)

why would you let your dog shit on someone else's lawn anyway? you totally deserve it.

When a dog starts to shit, you can't really stop it. What can you do? "No Rex, hold it in! Clench harder! This is somebody's LAWN, not the park with identical grass."

thank god brian is house trained

#45, if you have a dog and you walk it regularly, you know when it's about to poop

yes, but by the time the dog crouches, it's to late to stop it.

0opsie 6

Of course you never know when your dog's going to poop. That's why you always keep those little plastic poop bags with you when you walk your dog. Who leaves that shit everywhere? YDI

#62, I love how funny you are

thts epic man, I'm guessing u didn't go back?

hahahahha omg that's hilarious!

'Cause we all know it's fine to leave dog shit lying around the park. Everyone loves that.

Poop is good for the earth. (:

161-- You are right. While OP was caught red handed in his shitty situation, he should've yelled, " Bitch(not the dog), you should be glad my dog shitted on your lawn. Atleast now, you'll have a good lawn in the near future."

haha, the "death" stare XD

28 is that your dog? it's huge!

199.. that's what she said ( to it's huge) ;D

It's not that complicated, really. You take a bag with you on the walk. It's just courtesy.

your dog is beautiful

must have been a crappy situation

#2 and #4, LOL. Sorry to hear that, mate! And yeah, now that I think about it, you should've brought a bag. I'm pretty sure you knew that he was going to crap, it wasn't totally unexpected or anything.

HAHAHA you are sooo "punny"

This pun is so old.

so many annoying overused puns!!!!

I've trained my dog to shit out candy, my neighbors smile.

I've trained my dog to shit out candy, my neighbors smile.

I've trained my dog to shit out candy, my neighbors smile.

you're right, 97. most of them are: shitty situation - crappy situation - "insert person" must have been pissed it's not funny anymore after 48244368 times, people.

one more overused pun and my heads gonna explode

HOLY SHIT THESE PUNS ARE ANNOYING.. wait -.- dammit

don't poo-poo the puns! it's not as easy as it looks.

#2 are you proud of yourself? -.-

awww. that's sweet! you could have asked him for a plastic bag!

ah! I saw someone else's comment where they DID ask for a bag and got confused! sorry! just on my first cup o Joe!

hahahaha u shud have thrown it at him when he started laughing (8

Should have thrown it at him.

he should've come over there and shake his hand

throwing it would just get you punched in the face.... by the way.... I think your cute n_n

Nah. If her she was taking her dog on a walk she should've brought bags. She shouldn't have to get a death stare to have to pick it up

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

I know right? I don't understand why people are sympathizing with this. there's no excuse for letting your dog crap on someone's yard. damn right you should pick it up with your bare hands if you are too stupid to bring a bag.

she totally deserves it, it's her dog her responsibility. my dog once pooped on a lawn and I forgot a bag as well, so I walked over to the nearest trash can found a cup and scooped it up.

OP will learn to do that from now on, I suppose.

I wish a horde of dogs to crap upon your lawn 88

you should have tasted it. just to see his reaction.

it's as gross as you make it. it's all mental :)

haha thats true .. lolol i just painted a gross mental picture :(

did you imagine yourself eating the poop?

eeew!! 7, if you were in OP's place would you have done that?

EWWW !! nooo jezus !! lololol i imagined .. you .. eating poop .. >:[ lollol jk

I would have totally done it. just to shut the owner up! it's not they big of a deal lol

Licking a piece of dog shit isn't a big deal? I can't even stand the smell.

Terrible idea and not funny 7, just let it go bro.

#7 Fix your shirt. You don't have shit for abs to show off. Stop trying.

and the way the shirt is over your head makes you look gay.

you guys are nice lolol

eww , are you stupid ? thats gross .. you should of had something to clean it up with in the first place .

yeah, at least bring a plastic bag. you can get a fine for not picking crap up.

But she did pick the crap up

wow. chill out. no need to be a fcking bitch

You're a good person, OP. But FYL.

If she was good she wouldn't let her dog take a shit at someone's lawn.

When they gotta go they gotta go you fucking douche canoe.

i trained my dog to drop a deuce specifically in my neighbour's yard when we walk by. they deserve it. c

You should take baggies with you for situations like that...