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I would've called out to him and asked if he had an extra evidence bag you could borrow
I would have asked the cop for a bag, not to borrow one ;). If he refused then I would have asked for a ticket or allow me to come back. This happened at my condo association. I had no bag and this guy came running from far away, screaming at me, calling me a last ass. I was within 50 feet from my place but my dog and I just got back from running errands and she had a tummy ache. The guy stood there, waited til I came back, and followed me to the dumpster, which was 500 feet away. I called him the poop police, in which he got more mad.
People like you are one of the reasons why I do not like dog owners much. Letting their dog take a dump and do not pick it up afterwards... I clearly can hear you swearing if you step into some dog's dump and calling the owner names for leaving it here... I would die from laughter if the dump would be from YOUR dog ;-)
122, he was a creeper. We have security guards walking the premises 24/7 so I wasn't too scared. 130, I have always picked up after my dog. The only time I don't/can't is when she goes into bushes and I can't reach it. And if I can't reach it, obviously no one can step in it.
That's a very shitty situation that I'm sure you won't forget. Which I'm sure is a good thing, so that never again will you forget to bring a bag.
Girl, you're trying way too hard. Now you're even trying to pull out the old Chris Hansen move... just stop already, you're just making even more of a laughing stock out of yourself. Just take a deep breath, calm your thoughts... and then GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Easy as pie.
I thought that was your last time commenting. Jeez, you sure do take things personally. I'd hate to see in person the kind of fit you'd throw if somebody actually did something truly rude or offensive to you. Chill out. Everyone gets down voted now and then. No big deal.
you know what? i'll keep commenting on posts because i don't care how much you want to tell me to stop trying. one bad pun is not a big deal and i have a right to be annoyed when half the people on this site enjoy using them. you can't tick me off. obviously trying to defend myself won't work here
Lizardgirl, simply by saying that you will or you won't comment on FML anymore is only contradicting yourself when you say you don't care what others think. George Carlin said it best: "People who say they don't care what other people think are usually desperate to have other people think they don't care what other people think." So please, get over yourself. Say what you mean and mean what you say, because if you're reacting this way to complete strangers on FML, life is gonna get a whole lot harder for you.
I'm no detective but here is food for thought: I'm just going to point out that she made the comment less than 2 minutes after the other shit comment was made. Not saying she isn't over reacting (because it is clear that she is) but maybe if she would have calmed down, some of us fellow posters would realize she most likely didn't see the first shit comment posted. I'm tired of seeing the shit puns, as well.
Docscientist, you're not human? O.o And while I think that not only is she being a defiant, overly defensive four-year-old, jumping on the "Bashing the new kid" train is some Neanderthal behavior. She more than had it coming, as she quite literally kept coming back for more, but a simple "shut the fuck up and get the fuck out" would've sufficed. Some advice to you, Lizardgirl: Dont take getting downvoted so seriously. Like you said, it's just the Internet, no big deal. Move on, learn from this.
Lizard girl, I'm not trying to he a bitch whatsoever but the reason you got down voted was because the "shit" puns are just really overused. You are right, a lot of people use puns on here. The ones that get thumbs up are the ones that are very clever. I am sure that many people will use the "that's a shitty situation" puns (or something similar) here and they will get down voted too. Many people get thumbed down. There is no need to throw a temper tantrum about it and say that you will never comment again. Next time just try to come up with something more clever. Getting down voted is not the end of the world. Try not to get so worked up about it.
I don't think she knows what an attention whore is. It has nothing to do with sex; we might as well just call her attention-seeker since she seems to be so sensitive with this topic. Also, the "shit happens" and "shitty situation" are very overused shit puns. If you use it in a clever and original way, then you're okay.
That's why you train your dog to eat his own poop, they shouldn't have it so easy.
You can also train dogs to poop where no one ever walks, and walk where police don't patrol. My aunt trained hers to always poop a few feet from any path. A lot of dogs already show an interest in eating their own wastes so I can't see the problem. Besides the owner already feeds the dog, supervises walks as alpha and pays all the bills, dogs shouldn't have it so easy.
128: thank you (very few seem to suggest taking the fine)! I feel I would've taken the ticket. sure, it may seem immature or "high maintenance" to not want to "take responsibility" for my pet, but F that. watching you and not offering help is an insult over the shot to your dignity.
I sure hope there was a trash can around. Not like you can just throw it on the ground somewhere
YDI for not being prepared, as a pet owner cleaning up after them is your responsibility... It's like if you had a child, you wouldn't take them for an outing without extra diapers, or a bottle etc. Or you yourself wouldn't go grocery shopping without money.
And that is the reason why I don't think this is a YDI. Everyone forgets stuff, important stuff or not. How often do people forget their keys? And I bet a lot of parents forget an extra pair of diapers or something. I also sometimes forgot the bags when walking the dog, I'd fortunately always figured this out BEFORE the dog did his thing, but this situation could've happened to me too.
I would've used anything I could get my hands on. Guess your hands were the only thing. FYL