Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 720
You deserved it 322

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I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.

That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"

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I wish I had the vocabulary to aptly describe what kind of situation this sounds like.

TCRII 29

Shit happens

someone please kill the "shit happens" joke. it's over. it's been over. let it DIE!

Have you read the book, "Who Shat That?" Now THAT's a shitty book! ;-)

We need to keep these areas safe for the requisite “shitty situation” comment without it being sullied by “shit happens.”

not that it's really any better, but at least that's less to the point.

That's a shitty (not another fine) mess that you've got yourself into, Ollie. Don't you mean "now-formerly-owned-by-me dog?"

If your boyfriend goes with you, throw the crap at him if he does not help you.