Intimacy: Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told...

By Tooloud - 24/03/2013 23:21 - Canada

Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML

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MakeTodayADTR 20

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:23

Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

Lacist 19

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:25

Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

legitkitty 11

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:21

At least you won't have a scumbag to deal with anymore!

Mister_Triangle 21

Monday 25 March 2013 11:34

Why is he a scumbag for agreeing to not disturb OP's roommates while they have finals?

morella_xx 29

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Monday 25 March 2013 11:38

Because he'd rather break up than not have sex for a week or two. Shows what he values in that relationship.

Mister_Triangle 21

Monday 25 March 2013 11:45

You're assuming he was serious and the breakup is permanent.

morella_xx 29

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Monday 25 March 2013 12:04

I don't think the FML would have been written if he was joking.

MoodyBlue320 11

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Monday 25 March 2013 14:03

Why would her friends resort to asking her to break up with him anyway? A simple "stop having sex until after exams" or "if you're gonna have sex, do it elsewhere" would've sufficed. But your boyfriend's a dick, better off without him.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 March 2013 15:39

Exactly. I vote YDI for this because OP accepted this as the only options.

KingDead 18

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Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:49

Sounds like a set up! Interventions are usually planned before the actual confrontation... If OP's bf was so easy going on breaking up over something like that, when really you should just make the decision not to sleep around during exams.. Than it looks like he knew as well.. I'd be happy with the breakup, in that case.

MoodyBlue320 11

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Thursday 4 April 2013 15:45

Yeah, you're right. These things are planned before hand. Perhaps he wanted to break up with her and didn't know how and had her friends use that as an excuse? Which is a dick move on all their parts, but yeah.

MakeTodayADTR 20

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:23

Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

Dracoboxer357 35

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:24

If he agreed to that, you're better off without him, Op. :p

Lacist 19

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:25

Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

OlgaCornmuffin 7

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:25

just tell them he's helping you "cram" for your finals. Lol.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 25 March 2013 9:26

Well in your roommates defense, having to listen to loud sex noises can be very distracting especially during exams!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 March 2013 15:41

Yeah. I hate it when people are having sex while I'm taking an exam. Seriously, people can study in the library (ok. some people have sex there too, but at least they're quiet).

lambda_fml 40

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Monday 25 March 2013 20:42

#35 You should try sex at the library sometime its awesome. And you get free Kamasutra for referance ;-)

RpiesSPIES 27

Monday 25 March 2013 9:27

Is your boyfriend going to college with you? If so, I don't think it's a dick move. It's more like he's trying for both of you to focus hard and pass the exams :) Don't take it too hard.