Animals: Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business...

By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:20

Oh, this brings a whole new perspective to getting shitfaced...

yaddameena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:18

haha sheeet man. literally.

Comments

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:17

this site gives so many great arguements for why people shouldn't keep pets.

Gregory7 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:32

lol u should see the fml that im trying to get up about my dog

MimiKnox 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:35

yeah true.....but shit happens right? (no pun intended)

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:37

oops ignore this one. comments are messed.

QWERTYDave 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:26

Uhm you are mean to dogs. And if this happend to me, I'd take that dog home, beat the shit out of it and then give it a bone, say sorry, feel satisfied and have a dog that still loves me...

GreenHacker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:43

YDI for not cleaning up after your dog. And for being weak.

SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:18

I think I just threw up a little... :

popoman 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:24

Yum!

yaddameena 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:18

haha sheeet man. literally.

Raiders714 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

That's frigin hilarious lmfao

Jiplo 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 4:36

It's even more so when you imagine OP's dog being a small dog like a Wiener dog or something.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:20

Oh, this brings a whole new perspective to getting shitfaced...

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:27

I thought we proved that with a few other FMLs. The shit just keeps flying in, doesn't it?

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:28

Gurrl, it's a ******* shitstorm.

timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:22

oh dude that's so shitty

zach329 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:34

What does OP mean?

MimiKnox 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Optimus Prime

null_fml 11

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:42

Ostrich Piss

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:44

OMNOMNOM PANCAKES

timtam24 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:51

Oversized Penis

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:57

Octopus Placenta

flying_vegan 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:02

Old Porpoise.

unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:03

haha the pancakes one wins!

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 10:58

The moon mistress LIES through her HEATHEN teeth. Clearly, her being a moon mistress makes her a pagan deity, one NOT of the Church of Salem, which is punishable by DEATH. She shall be burned at the stake on the morrow on account of her being a witch, gentlemen.