lol u should see the fml that im trying to get up about my dog

yeah true.....but shit happens right? (no pun intended)

oops ignore this one. comments are messed.

Uhm you are mean to dogs. And if this happend to me, I'd take that dog home, beat the shit out of it and then give it a bone, say sorry, feel satisfied and have a dog that still loves me...

YDI for not cleaning up after your dog. And for being weak.

Yum!

It's even more so when you imagine OP's dog being a small dog like a Wiener dog or something.

I thought we proved that with a few other FMLs. The shit just keeps flying in, doesn't it?

Gurrl, it's a fucking shitstorm.

Optimus Prime

Ostrich Piss

OMNOMNOM PANCAKES

Oversized Penis

Octopus Placenta

Old Porpoise.

haha the pancakes one wins!

The moon mistress LIES through her HEATHEN teeth. Clearly, her being a moon mistress makes her a pagan deity, one NOT of the Church of Salem, which is punishable by DEATH. She shall be burned at the stake on the morrow on account of her being a witch, gentlemen.

Orange Peel!

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

But allmidnighteyes, that's judging someone because of their religion. And that's bigotry. Oh my God, allmidnighteyes is a racist, what shall we do?!

Thou art a traitorous swine! WE SHALL BURN YOU ALONGSIDE THE HEATHEN LUNAR GODDESS!

Ornithological Pederast aka, Chickenfucker

THE HEATHEN SCUM MUST BURN!

Orange Porpoise.

orgasming poptart

it means original poster but all the fake ones made me laugh