Miscellaneous: Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone...

By StephD - 20/03/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML

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By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 526

By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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You deserved it 4 687

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 182

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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You deserved it 12 386

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By terrifiedanon - 29/06/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was at a house party and a guy needed a ride somewhere. Our designated driver, being the nice person she is, offered. I was in the back seat with him. His first words were, "Hey guys! I want to clear this awkwardness so… I once saw a 6-year-old girl die during a drive by I was on." FML

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You deserved it 162

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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You deserved it 215

By S to the HIT - 08/04/2015 16:08 - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

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You deserved it 35 863

By M to the line - 11/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

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You deserved it 32 494

olivejuice 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:26

I would hit "you deserved it" ten times if I could. You're sitting in a 5x5 box, and you're driving ie the one responsible, not that hard to figure out who is in the car with you!

Jimboom 11

Friday 20 March 2009 13:02

Open mouth Insert foot With the other foot kick your own ass

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olivejuice 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:26

I would hit "you deserved it" ten times if I could. You're sitting in a 5x5 box, and you're driving ie the one responsible, not that hard to figure out who is in the car with you!

Liamj774 36

Thursday 14 May 2015 4:58

YDI man. F Lisa's life

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Saturday 21 November 2015 21:41

#84 You're six years late.

LeChuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:30

more like F Lisa's Life

deliciouskaek 1

Friday 20 March 2009 12:33

That wasn't very bright. So, the lesson here is, if you're going to trash talk someone behind their back, be sure they're sitting/standing behind yours.

b1p1 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 22:52

if you're goin to talk trash behind someone's back, make sure that they are not behind your back

Cyrus00 41

Monday 15 August 2016 5:23

Your comment wasn't very bright either.

Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:59

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Jimboom 11

Friday 20 March 2009 13:02

Open mouth Insert foot With the other foot kick your own ass

youdidwhatnow 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:44

Win.

rikard_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:58

indeed

Rick_S 3

Friday 20 March 2009 13:10

Today, driving some friends back from a party someone said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". I'm Lisa. FML

quelbaby 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:31

lol awesome!

sweettpie129 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 15:32

Noo your Ricks hahah

acraiggg 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:24

hahaha this is great. hey friends it happens. dont even trip bout it. everyone will get over it and be on there way. and honestly its not thattt bad, could have been worse. haha.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:31

da da da dumbass

maddog_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 13:44

#5 Wow! and you call each other "friends"? Why you don't tell that friend to shut the fuckup about it and act normal. To OP: You are a douchbag and deserved that one!