Tthug

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About Tthug
I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness. I like offending people for shock value quite often. I don't like most of the politicians in DC. I don't like pictures of myself. I was born in 1991. I have a Y chromosome. I live far south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Not in Texas anymore, although Texas is a great place. I like guns. And fast cars. And Jesus. Sarcasm is my love language. I held a black widow in my hand when I was little and it didn't bite me.
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catfan tells us more.

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.

sammieshortcake tells us more.

He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol