Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to bust out some dance moves in the middle of the supermarket to embarrass my teenage daughter. As I was trying to the moonwalk, I slipped on a wet spot and crashed into a stack of cereal boxes. FML
Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, I wore my new noise-canceling ear buds in a grocery store and nodded along, getting into the groove. When I took them off at checkout, the cashier asked who I was talking to. I realized I’d been quietly singing to myself ASMR-style while making intense eye contact. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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ChibiChibi_fml 27
I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.
jess6blondie9 2
Sounds like something that I would do:D
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jess6blondie9 2
Sounds like something that I would do:D
prinzess_fml 25
You mean dance in a supermarket or mistake a frosting-mixing machine for music?
netherflame 0
I'd definitely dance to the beat of such a machine. You guys never seen death metal washing machine? ;)
conrad_the_destr 0
I love death metal! And washing machines! And dead baby jokes such as...(come on people)
jess6blondie9 2
Mm both(:
eskimocallboy 0
damn jess your p r e t t y!(:
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Psh, I dance to clicking heels, printers, car alarms, anything that can be musical. You should have just stared right back. Kudos for finding joy in life and dancing to random beats :D
jess6blondie9 2
Thank you 79!(: haha.
MissBunny25 0
haha I would so do that too :)
persianjr1 7
I'm a guy and I would probably still dance to it . anyone who says ydi fir dancing needs to lighten up. :)
sumguyonFML 0
every time I wash my clothes I feel like I'm listening to "Viva la Vida"... and it's hard to keep myself from at LEAST bobbing my head :D
jess6blondie9 2
Haha 92, I like your stop hatin sign(:
SkateboardGirl88 11
Both! :D
ChibiChibi_fml 27
I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.
Dwanie 0
and the band should be "mixing frosting" ^^. music is everywhere!! :D
ChibiChibi_fml 27
lol. I have to agree.
uffiewuffie 0
clever, my friend.
danilols689 11
haha that was cute
ohSNAPyall 26
That mixer has a good beat.. it should play the spoons! eh? anybody?
allmidnighteyes 10
Should've just said you were pulling a Steve Kardynal.
disneydork96 0
HAHAHA win!!!
MushyLuvsU 0
Yes... YES!!!!!!
kingtz 6
YDI for not being able to tell the difference between music and mechanical ruckus.
Kiki_Venom 0
who uses the word ruckus EVER!?
YouCanHaveACoke 0
A lot of people.
wtf20007 10
toyota uses it
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
uncle ruckus?
AbusedTampon 6
Boondocks ftw!
RosiePatosie 0
hahaha how can that possibly sound like a beat?
ChibiGirl5 0
it can actuly
Ismellwin 0
Almost anything can make a great beat to the musically inclined.
sykokitti 15
Nothing wrong with that, music is everywhere ftl for being so closed minded
Happygofucky 0
LOL. How cute, yet hopelessly silly :P
gotbiscuits 0
Modern environment can produce great beats on its own. Nothing wrong with that. There is however a sign of incredible stupidity here, that is when you decided to dance in the supermarket. YDI, unless it was Wal-Mart or something alike.
alipod 11
exactly
prinzess_fml 25
I agree but... Could someone please explain to a non-American why it would make a difference if it was in Wal-Mart? I know what Wal-Mart is but I don't get this part.
gotbiscuits 0
Walmart sells pretty much everything and at discount prices. As a result it attracts rather large amount of people who for varies reasons had their lives ****** and can't afford to shop anywhere else. That's why the diversity of nonsense happening there is so overwhelming. Check out peopleofwalmart.com
epyk_pryncess 8
I happen to make pretty damn good money, and I shop at walmart. convenience is amazing. and they're open when I get off work at 4 am.
Mehness 0
35 - I would never shop at Wal-mart unless I had to. The people who go there aren't generally the kind of people I like to be around...
epyk_pryncess 8
and what kind of people go to walmart that offend you? I avoid walmart until about 4 am. no one I there, it's quiet, and no lines! try it sometime.
Ismellwin 0
I fail to see the significance of the "class" of peers in this situation. Who really cares anyway about the thoughts of a bunch of random people you never have and probably never will, meet again.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
Unless you all shop at the same Wal*Mart on a regular basis.
bitchmode 0
ASS TO ASS
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
what the ****.., are you serious? YDI..and your a ******* idiot
Bano360 25
You call the OP an idiot, yet you fail to spell "you're", correctly? I believe that you sir, are the idiot.
persianjr1 7
on another note. ydi for dancing? you sir are a sad person. you need to live your life a little happier dude.
MissBunny25 0
#9, you are indeed a douche bag. I hope someone punches you in the face.
bitchmode 0
ASS TO ASS btw stu foo' (__l__) + (__l__)
FYLDeep 25
This is what mainstream music does to people... How reptitive is the music you listen to if a simple beat can make you think a song is on?
FYLDeep 25
I can't believe you just happened to have had that username and just responded to me with that line. Of course modern music was a lot different when that was first said. Probably would have been referencing disco, which also sucked.