WTF are you doing?

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.

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prinzess_fml 25

You mean dance in a supermarket or mistake a frosting-mixing machine for music?

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netherflame 0

I'd definitely dance to the beat of such a machine. You guys never seen death metal washing machine? ;)

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conrad_the_destr 0

I love death metal! And washing machines! And dead baby jokes such as...(come on people)

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eskimocallboy 0

damn jess your p r e t t y!(:

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AgeOfAquariusss 7

Psh, I dance to clicking heels, printers, car alarms, anything that can be musical. You should have just stared right back. Kudos for finding joy in life and dancing to random beats :D

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persianjr1 7

I'm a guy and I would probably still dance to it . anyone who says ydi fir dancing needs to lighten up. :)

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sumguyonFML 0

every time I wash my clothes I feel like I'm listening to "Viva la Vida"... and it's hard to keep myself from at LEAST bobbing my head :D

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.

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Dwanie 0

and the band should be "mixing frosting" ^^. music is everywhere!! :D

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uffiewuffie 0

clever, my friend.

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ohSNAPyall 26

That mixer has a good beat.. it should play the spoons! eh? anybody?

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kingtz 6

YDI for not being able to tell the difference between music and mechanical ruckus.

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Kiki_Venom 0

who uses the word ruckus EVER!?

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

uncle ruckus?

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RosiePatosie 0

hahaha how can that possibly sound like a beat?

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Ismellwin 0

Almost anything can make a great beat to the musically inclined.

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sykokitti 15

Nothing wrong with that, music is everywhere ftl for being so closed minded

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gotbiscuits 0

Modern environment can produce great beats on its own. Nothing wrong with that. There is however a sign of incredible stupidity here, that is when you decided to dance in the supermarket. YDI, unless it was Wal-Mart or something alike.

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prinzess_fml 25

I agree but... Could someone please explain to a non-American why it would make a difference if it was in Wal-Mart? I know what Wal-Mart is but I don't get this part.

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gotbiscuits 0

Walmart sells pretty much everything and at discount prices. As a result it attracts rather large amount of people who for varies reasons had their lives ****** and can't afford to shop anywhere else. That's why the diversity of nonsense happening there is so overwhelming. Check out peopleofwalmart.com

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epyk_pryncess 8

I happen to make pretty damn good money, and I shop at walmart. convenience is amazing. and they're open when I get off work at 4 am.

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Mehness 0

35 - I would never shop at Wal-mart unless I had to. The people who go there aren't generally the kind of people I like to be around...

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epyk_pryncess 8

and what kind of people go to walmart that offend you? I avoid walmart until about 4 am. no one I there, it's quiet, and no lines! try it sometime.

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Ismellwin 0

I fail to see the significance of the "class" of peers in this situation. Who really cares anyway about the thoughts of a bunch of random people you never have and probably never will, meet again.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Unless you all shop at the same Wal*Mart on a regular basis.

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MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

what the ****.., are you serious? YDI..and your a ******* idiot

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Bano360 25

You call the OP an idiot, yet you fail to spell "you're", correctly? I believe that you sir, are the idiot.

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persianjr1 7

on another note. ydi for dancing? you sir are a sad person. you need to live your life a little happier dude.

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MissBunny25 0

#9, you are indeed a douche bag. I hope someone punches you in the face.

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bitchmode 0

ASS TO ASS btw stu foo' (__l__) + (__l__)

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FYLDeep 25

This is what mainstream music does to people... How reptitive is the music you listen to if a simple beat can make you think a song is on?

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FYLDeep 25

I can't believe you just happened to have had that username and just responded to me with that line. Of course modern music was a lot different when that was first said. Probably would have been referencing disco, which also sucked.

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