FML : Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the...

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Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stitchesupmyass - / Tuesday 1 November 2011 21:50 / United States

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By Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3529584 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:02

I like your name stitchesupmyass

By kaprookie | 3

#3529592 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:04

Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat

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By sweetbabysweet93 | 10

#3529579 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 08:59

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chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3529660 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:20

probley tryin to sneak out or something and got clumsy, ive done it but my window is really close to the ground so i didnt get hurt(:

CatEyes66 | 0

#3529725 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:38

Awww, I pictured everything she said. Grosses FML I've seen in awhile.

GwarKitty | 5

#3529817 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:34

Could go to the movies. Change your dressings & tampons there in one go. Apparently, all the cool kids are doing it.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3530392 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 01:28

Ever heard of an accident, #1? Did you think you would ever get likes by stating fyl or ydi on the first comment, even if you don't consider other possibilities?

holybuckets | 0

#3532221 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:27

This is like a triple FML :(

Defenestrations | 2

#3534696 - Thursday 3 November 2011 03:59

Defenestration's a fun word, but it sucks when it actually happens... get better soon, OP! :)

sweetbabysweet93 | 10

#3534757 - Thursday 3 November 2011 04:39

Unlike you, I don't need "likes" on my comments.

JustHello123 | 1

#3537732 - Thursday 3 November 2011 09:19

Just put a tampon in.

shanik | 0

#3539928 - Friday 4 November 2011 04:21

True but I've had worse try having sex and being sore then falling put the window to go have sex start your period while having sex -___-

jrok98 | 8

#5520732 - Tuesday 4 June 2013 06:43

#1 arsehole

AnonymousUsers | 14

#5960302 - Friday 30 May 2014 03:36

Defenestration is getting thrown out of a window, not falling out of one.

By Epic_Fail911 | 15

#3529584 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:02

I like your name stitchesupmyass

hemz_fml | 13

#3532695 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:41

:( hang in there it's only temporary

Every1luvsfmls | 6

#3533005 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:26

Failed suicide

samsea | 5

#3535025 - Thursday 3 November 2011 06:52

Usually I laugh at every fml but u actually feel bad for her.

By kaprookie | 3

#3529592 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:04

Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat

larry12693 | 0

#3529849 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:56

did you try to Dutch oven it?

kaprookie | 3

#3529889 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 11:22

No, but I have tried that with a wolf. Now that was a fun weekend in the hospital

iFizzgig | 11

#3530533 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 02:10

Throw it in the dryer

Torva_fml | 16

#3531238 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 05:22

You guys should never own cats....

someone235 | 0

#3533877 - Thursday 3 November 2011 02:33

well i got bit by a dog. win.

laxho5 | 2

#3533909 - Thursday 3 November 2011 02:37

You guys should invest in allstate. They protect you from mayhem

littlericht | 0

#3618401 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 04:23

Atleast they got a bit of pussy! :)

By FYLDeep | 25

#3529594 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:04

It's people like you that give DocBastard a never ending list of crazy stories from the trauma center.

Corygerm | 9

#3533528 - Thursday 3 November 2011 12:52

its people like you who ride docbastards junk. Get a life

By SilentTreatment | 7

#3529614 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:09

Nobody likes too much ketchup on their sandwich. Lay off on beating the meat and let it heal so later on you can feel. ;)

chane1100 | 6

#3530561 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 02:16

Gtfo you're retarded.

torio123 | 27

#3532411 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:04

She said menstruate not masturbate dumbass. *facedesk*

fastbunny | 0

#3533988 - Thursday 3 November 2011 02:57

I though it said masturbate to

frokeyman92 | 9

#3542593 - Friday 4 November 2011 10:25

Lol word

By shazza26 | 1

#3529616 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:09

How did you fall out a window?

babybrunette128 | 8

#3530858 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:04

Your one unlucky person op D:

By MagicallyFat | 12

#3529619 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:10

The Internet contains some pretty weird and disgusting stuff. This is of them. Life would be much better had I not known this. FML.

By chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3529652 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:19

ouch ! that makes mine hurt o: fyl !!

Iamd3ad | 0

#3533610 - Thursday 3 November 2011 01:17

Hey your cute

boris1194 | 4

#3534662 - Thursday 3 November 2011 03:49

Lol

By the__usual | 0

#3529691 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:27

I'm far too much of visual person for this kind of FML TMI! *crosses legs*

By RaquelW | 7

#3529712 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:34

I read the last word as "masturbate" and was seriously questioning your priorities. But that sounds awful, fyl

sarahmcgeee | 5

#3529720 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 09:38

I did the same thing. it deff makes more sense as menatrate

absolutegrrr | 7

#3529835 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 10:45

Nah I think it makes more sense as menstruate.

zombicidal | 11

#3530419 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 01:37

menatrate: a term for when a woman is sexually penetrated by multiple male partners

cinderella10383 | 6

#3530995 - Wednesday 2 November 2011 04:26

Lmao

GypsyRover | 0

#3535092 - Thursday 3 November 2011 07:42

Lol. I did also. "getch yo head outa gutta!". Peace.

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