Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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Epic_Fail911
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I like your name stitchesupmyass
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kaprookie
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Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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sweetbabysweet93
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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chelseaaababyyy
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probley tryin to sneak out or something and got clumsy, ive done it but my window is really close to the ground so i didnt get hurt(:
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CatEyes66
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Awww, I pictured everything she said. Grosses FML I've seen in awhile.
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GwarKitty
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Could go to the movies. Change your dressings & tampons there in one go. Apparently, all the cool kids are doing it.
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THE_A_TEEN
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Ever heard of an accident, #1?
Did you think you would ever get likes by stating fyl or ydi on the first comment, even if you don't consider other possibilities?
Did you think you would ever get likes by stating fyl or ydi on the first comment, even if you don't consider other possibilities?
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holybuckets
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This is like a triple FML :(
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Defenestrations
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Defenestration's a fun word, but it sucks when it actually happens... get better soon, OP! :)
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sweetbabysweet93
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Unlike you, I don't need "likes" on my comments.
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JustHello123
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Just put a tampon in.
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shanik
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True but I've had worse try having sex and being sore then falling put the window to go have sex start your period while having sex -___-
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jrok98
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#1 arsehole
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AnonymousUsers
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Defenestration is getting thrown out of a window, not falling out of one.
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Epic_Fail911
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I like your name stitchesupmyass
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hemz_fml
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:( hang in there it's only temporary
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Every1luvsfmls
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Failed suicide
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samsea
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Usually I laugh at every fml but u actually feel bad for her.
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kaprookie
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Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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larry12693
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did you try to Dutch oven it?
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kaprookie
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No, but I have tried that with a wolf. Now that was a fun weekend in the hospital
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iFizzgig
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Throw it in the dryer
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Torva_fml
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You guys should never own cats....
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someone235
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well i got bit by a dog. win.
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laxho5
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You guys should invest in allstate. They protect you from mayhem
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littlericht
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Atleast they got a bit of pussy! :)
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FYLDeep
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It's people like you that give DocBastard a never ending list of crazy stories from the trauma center.
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Corygerm
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its people like you who ride docbastards junk. Get a life
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SilentTreatment
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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chane1100
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Gtfo you're retarded.
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torio123
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She said menstruate not masturbate dumbass. *facedesk*
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fastbunny
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I though it said masturbate to
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frokeyman92
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Lol word
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shazza26
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How did you fall out a window?
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babybrunette128
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Your one unlucky person op D:
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MagicallyFat
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The Internet contains some pretty weird and disgusting stuff. This is of them. Life would be much better had I not known this. FML.
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chelseaaababyyy
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ouch ! that makes mine hurt o: fyl !!
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Iamd3ad
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Hey your cute
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boris1194
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Lol
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the__usual
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I'm far too much of visual person for this kind of FML TMI!
*crosses legs*
*crosses legs*
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RaquelW
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I read the last word as "masturbate" and was seriously questioning your priorities. But that sounds awful, fyl
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sarahmcgeee
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I did the same thing. it deff makes more sense as menatrate
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absolutegrrr
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Nah I think it makes more sense as menstruate.
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zombicidal
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menatrate: a term for when a woman is sexually penetrated by multiple male partners
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cinderella10383
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Lmao
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GypsyRover
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Lol. I did also. "getch yo head outa gutta!". Peace.