By stitchesupmyass - 01/11/2011 21:50 - United States
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Show it anywayprobley tryin to sneak out or something and got clumsy, ive done it but my window is really close to the ground so i didnt get hurt(:
Ever heard of an accident, #1? Did you think you would ever get likes by stating fyl or ydi on the first comment, even if you don't consider other possibilities?
This is like a triple FML :(
Defenestration's a fun word, but it sucks when it actually happens... get better soon, OP! :)
Just put a tampon in.
True but I've had worse try having sex and being sore then falling put the window to go have sex start your period while having sex -___-
#1 arsehole
Defenestration is getting thrown out of a window, not falling out of one.
I like your name stitchesupmyass
:( hang in there it's only temporary
Failed suicide
Usually I laugh at every fml but u actually feel bad for her.
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
No, but I have tried that with a wolf. Now that was a fun weekend in the hospital
well i got bit by a dog. win.
You guys should invest in allstate. They protect you from mayhem
Atleast they got a bit of pussy! :)
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Show it anywayShe said menstruate not masturbate dumbass. *facedesk*
Lol word
How did you fall out a window?
Your one unlucky person op D:
The Internet contains some pretty weird and disgusting stuff. This is of them. Life would be much better had I not known this. FML.
ouch ! that makes mine hurt o: fyl !!
I'm far too much of visual person for this kind of FML TMI! *crosses legs*
I read the last word as "masturbate" and was seriously questioning your priorities. But that sounds awful, fyl
Nah I think it makes more sense as menstruate.
menatrate: a term for when a woman is sexually penetrated by multiple male partners
Lol. I did also. "getch yo head outa gutta!". Peace.
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I like your name stitchesupmyass
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat