By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 17:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML
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Well, he was only looking out for you. Even if he doesn't show it, I'm sure he still loves you, OP.

at least he cares about your health.

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Well, he was only looking out for you. Even if he doesn't show it, I'm sure he still loves you, OP.

or he wanted one for himself...

at least he cares about your health.

Cigarettes suck Cigars rule!!!

That's like saying you prefer drinking your own piss over eating shit as it's more 'nutritional'

that's a terrible analogy, piss is sterile and feces is full of bacteria detrimental to our health when ingested. nothing at all like comparing cigars to cigarettes.

constantly injesting either one will still kill you, whether by dehydration and build-up of toxins and waste, or massive infection, so it's still a pretty good analogy

He doesn't want you to die, he cares...

Look at the bright side, he's just looking out for you, OP

At least he didn't find your weed

That is why I chew. Cigs interfere too much with physical performance.

Chew isn't a whole lot better, buddy.

Not in the least. Chew causes gum cancer, and in my opinion is a hell of a lot more disgusting than cigs. Especially when you're kissing someone, pukkeeee.

Why the heck would you do any of those three ? They are all bad for your health and will only make you. Spend a lot more money once you get addicted . So I ask why? Is it because it makes you look cool? So your health is worth being cool ? I just don't under stand

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Am I the only one that thought the OP's brother was patting him down so he could find cigarettes for himself and not because he was concern for his brother's health?

I thought the same

maybe, but the way this fml is verbalized, i doubt it.

I don't see a problem here...

This is actually great.