Intimacy: Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty...

By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML

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How's about you go **** yourself, knobhead?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I have a potty mouth and that I should clean it with Harpic. FML

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By peepee. - 30/09/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:38

Whos a bad girl? Are you a bad girl? Yes, you're a bad girl. Yeah, thats doing dirty talk wrong.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:05

Don’t tell me he rubbed your nose in it.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:05

Don’t tell me he rubbed your nose in it.

core01 30

Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:06

What does that even mean? Are you talking dirty frequently and in the wrong places?

whiskey'swino 15

Tuesday 23 October 2018 3:38

Whos a bad girl? Are you a bad girl? Yes, you're a bad girl. Yeah, thats doing dirty talk wrong.

bliadddrwg42 4

Tuesday 23 October 2018 21:03

entirely depends on how you're playing, what you and your partner are into and consent. The only wrong way to dirty talk is a way that you and your partner don't enjoy.

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 23 October 2018 5:15

So, you pee on the carpet and get your nose rubbed in it?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 October 2018 7:55

Part of potty training a puppy means giving enthusiastic praise when they pee in the correct place. Does your boyfriend’s name rhyme with Ronald Rump?