Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
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skyttlz
| 32
Wow
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skyttlz
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Wow
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
I love skittles!
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rciccone
| 0
I love skittles and Peter griffin heehee...
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WOW_BS
| 0
There is no easy target for rape. Except women and children.
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insanesna1l
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I like to make them think they have a sale and then try to get free stuff
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MyDogTastesBad
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I swear I've read a post very similar to this at least 5-6 times..
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kathleent55
| 4
wow
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fml_psl
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I do this when those telemarketers call me more than once. And finally tell them i am not interested. I dont get more calls then
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Dargonmyr
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Loner
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Tree96
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well that was uncalled for.
douche.
douche.
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CTVrhythmguitari
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lol fail xD I love being alone haha I spend time with people all the time so alone time is kinda nice :D maybe you should go out somewhere and meet people! :D
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Jizwold
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...are you a chick or a guy?
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syki
| 22
I though chick, but then I went to his profile. His name's Levi and he likes cute girls. Sorry, Levi. A few more years should fix that problem. :3
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CTVrhythmguitari
| 8
ahaha it's the hair isn't it? xD I know it's like uber fucking long, I'm getting it cut like next week lol so I'll probably have a not so gay looking pic up then :P xD
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Bobissmall
| 13
There are some very masculine looking girls out there, and isn't Levi a unisex name?
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jess6blondie9
| 2
I've never heard of a girl named Levi.
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goaliemkl123
| 8
all I know is that I drove the chevi to the Levi but the Levi was dry.
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fastspeed1234
| 0
haha corny but funny
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vsx2000goton
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44, read Fairy Tail. There's a female character named Levi.
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wow, not one of these responses had anything to do with what the guy said XD
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
I can see that #3 is obviously a guy, even with the long hair. :P
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gagaman_fml
| 0
I like being alone too!:)
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WOW_BS
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You guys made him feel so self conscious about his looks that he took his picture down lolol
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alexangel33
| 18
alone is fun better than being with aswholes
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99
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crazedguy
| 0
trololololololololol
WIN
WIN
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!
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kaileigh10
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lol. I bet the telemarketer was pissed!!!
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Perksofbeingawal
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I want a ShamWow! : (
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demetrius19
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weirdo
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goaliemkl123
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you've never been lonely before? just because she did something about it doesn't mean she's weird
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BWill9014
| 4
48 I want you to think about what you just said carefully and then ask yourself if it really
made sense
made sense
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chosha_fml
| 25
Try volunteering. You'll help someone and meet people, too.
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jess6blondie9
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Haha Awh. That's kinda sad.
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gotbiscuits
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Should have asked them if they were hiring. You'd get to talk to lots of idiots like you for the money, if they hired you.