FML : Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked...

Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?". FML

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By fatblooddonor - / Tuesday 26 February 2019 04:00 /

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By simmpandher | 24

#7774008 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 4:48

Dick move on that person's part but good on you for donating blood! They could have also meant to ask if you're smaller than a medium instead of larger. Don't let words take you down! ❤

By RichardPencil | 27

#7774013 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 5:16

The nerve of that guy!

He just assumed you wanted to wear it over your torso like a normal person. Maybe you just want to use it to cover one of your tree-trunk thighs. Could happen.

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By blondie45 | 17

#7774004 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 4:15

Well done in donating blood ❤️

By simmpandher | 24

#7774008 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 4:48

Dick move on that person's part but good on you for donating blood! They could have also meant to ask if you're smaller than a medium instead of larger. Don't let words take you down! ❤

RichardPencil | 27

#7774015 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 5:17

Aw, you're so sweet!

davidfong | 14

#7774295 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 18:30

No she’s a bitch

By RichardPencil | 27

#7774013 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 5:16

The nerve of that guy!

He just assumed you wanted to wear it over your torso like a normal person. Maybe you just want to use it to cover one of your tree-trunk thighs. Could happen.

By Helmut Arias Rodriguez | 18

#7774018 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 5:44

You got ROASTED!!!!

By Aphrodite | 17

#7774020 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 5:52

Sometimes, we like to make our selves feel better by saying our sizes are smaller than they really are. Although it’s a form of denial, It’s natural.

By zuckerburg | 21

#7774057 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 8:30

He's not a sales person trying to sell you something and telling you you look good. So take it as advice and lose some weight

By Henry8cooper | 8

#7774123 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 10:26

I am sure he looked you over, and thought that these gorgeous breasts does not fit in a medium.

Not good if you're a guy - otherwise a compliment 😊

🙏 😂😂

By Stephanie Claire | 12

#7774197 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 14:20

I’ve never once been offered a shirt when donating blood

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7774302 - Tuesday 26 February 2019 19:24

What was your blood type? Pudding?

By JillianJuneBug | 36

#7774424 - Wednesday 27 February 2019 3:06

I didn’t know they offered t-shirts. Last time I donated blood they handed me a $5 Dunkin Donuts gift card but when I went to use it turned out they never put anything on it. I think I would prefer a t-shirt.

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