By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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Lol, I hate to sound insensitive, but that's amusingly pathetic.

OP is already aware it's pathetic seeing as she's put it on FML

It's not pathetic. It's unrealistic. People in relationships don't creep into bed noiselessly, they dive in and cuddle up to their partner. Unless she's pregnant or he's in the doghouse :P

^It is possible that OP has never had an intimate relationship with someone.

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

Uh has that happened to you and your imaginary boyfriend?

DrMario_ 16

Awh, OP, that is adorable! Great imagination. Don't lose it :)

JayDay_123 18

I think someone needs a teddy bear.

badluckalex 23

there is a giant one at Costco!!

I own it. I dont even want a gf anymore.

I have done the same thing. Commence cuddling with a pillow. But really, hang in there.

lexiieeex3 32

That's so sad... I'm truly sorry.

Now you can fart as you please and pretend its him as well. Let go a good rip, then roll your eyes and say "ugh, babe!" while staring at a blank space on the wall.