By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27
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Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27
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At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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patrickeli 15
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Lol, I hate to sound insensitive, but that's amusingly pathetic.

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kayladayla 13
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Wow that IS really insensitive

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sophiehelen 32
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OP is already aware it's pathetic seeing as she's put it on FML

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Earths_Venus 25
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It's not pathetic. It's unrealistic. People in relationships don't creep into bed noiselessly, they dive in and cuddle up to their partner. Unless she's pregnant or he's in the doghouse :P

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ohSNAPyall 26
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^It is possible that OP has never had an intimate relationship with someone.

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jerryj 27
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Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27
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At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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Wolfparable 22
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Uh has that happened to you and your imaginary boyfriend?

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7cheer7 5
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it sounds like a very sad story

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DrMario_ 16

Awh, OP, that is adorable! Great imagination. Don't lose it :)

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JayDay_123 18

I think someone needs a teddy bear.

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badluckalex 23

there is a giant one at Costco!!

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jvfelicio 13
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I own it. I dont even want a gf anymore.

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sydneysays 15
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I have done the same thing. Commence cuddling with a pillow. But really, hang in there.

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aimzskee 30
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That is actually cute (:

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lexiieeex3 32

That's so sad... I'm truly sorry.

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Arrow26 4
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Now you can fart as you please and pretend its him as well. Let go a good rip, then roll your eyes and say "ugh, babe!" while staring at a blank space on the wall.

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