By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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patrickeli 15

Lol, I hate to sound insensitive, but that's amusingly pathetic.

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sophiehelen 32

OP is already aware it's pathetic seeing as she's put it on FML

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Earths_Venus 25

It's not pathetic. It's unrealistic. People in relationships don't creep into bed noiselessly, they dive in and cuddle up to their partner. Unless she's pregnant or he's in the doghouse :P

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ohSNAPyall 26

^It is possible that OP has never had an intimate relationship with someone.

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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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Wolfparable 22

Uh has that happened to you and your imaginary boyfriend?

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DrMario_ 16

Awh, OP, that is adorable! Great imagination. Don't lose it :)

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JayDay_123 18

I think someone needs a teddy bear.

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badluckalex 23

there is a giant one at Costco!!

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jvfelicio 13

I own it. I dont even want a gf anymore.

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sydneysays 15

I have done the same thing. Commence cuddling with a pillow. But really, hang in there.

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lexiieeex3 32

That's so sad... I'm truly sorry.

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Arrow26 4

Now you can fart as you please and pretend its him as well. Let go a good rip, then roll your eyes and say "ugh, babe!" while staring at a blank space on the wall.

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