Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If you humble-brag about how rich you are, the scammers will talk to you ad infinitum. "Oh, woe is me! I thought you might be another stock broker thinking they can invest my millions better than I already do!"
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RichardPencil 32
If you humble-brag about how rich you are, the scammers will talk to you ad infinitum. "Oh, woe is me! I thought you might be another stock broker thinking they can invest my millions better than I already do!"