FML : Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

By lonely loser - / Friday 22 August 2014 18:04 / United States - Seattle

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By mangasempai | 11

#6045591 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:23

Should call Jake from Statefarm, he'll keep you company.

By junkman6 | 22

#6045593 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:23

In other news an average joe starts a company based on making phone calls to lonely people and becomes a millionaire!

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By mangasempai | 11

#6045591 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:23

Should call Jake from Statefarm, he'll keep you company.

Harshdfml | 14

#6045626 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:33

Say something I'm hanging up on you.

orbit | 22

#6045722 - Saturday 23 August 2014 7:24

"She sounds hideous"

By Sudoc | 28

#6045592 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:23

They're not allowed to hang up on you

By junkman6 | 22

#6045593 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:23

In other news an average joe starts a company based on making phone calls to lonely people and becomes a millionaire!

LexiDaBae | 17

#6045949 - Saturday 23 August 2014 17:07

That's actually a really good idea.

bodica | 4

#6046111 - Saturday 23 August 2014 21:30

Wasn't this a movie?

By fsomelife | 26

#6045606 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:26

Are you perchance from soviet Russia?

By jakeroney98 | 14

#6045610 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:26

Most of those companies don't let employees hang up, so you can waste all their time you want. Kind of ironic if you ask me, but funny the same

Mauskau | 35

#6045815 - Saturday 23 August 2014 13:40

They always hang up on me. I always question them to the point they can't respond without telling me what they're not allowed to tell me.

By sashakotlik | 14

#6045619 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:29

Normally it's the other way around isn't it?

By Psycho_Babydoll | 26

#6045620 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:30

Oh my God, this hurt my heart a little.

By OhWhoCares | 42

#6045622 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:31

I'm trying to imagine how that conversation would go.

If you feign interest won't they usually go on and on about whatever they're selling?

HJKM_fml | 19

#6046165 - Saturday 23 August 2014 23:33

Yeah. I can't hang up on them fast enough. lol. *Sorry to any telemarketers out there

By n3ophyt3 | 10

#6045624 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:32

Well at least you knew whom to call when you are lonely

keirookami | 11

#6045628 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:34

But they ring us...

By tfriend3 | 15

#6045627 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:34

It's not that difficult to socialize, just go out and try to meet new people.

Psycho_Babydoll | 26

#6045639 - Saturday 23 August 2014 5:38

If OP suffers from anxiety (just a wild guess, given the loneliness), it actually IS that difficult to 'just go out and meet new people'.

Rababco | 29

#6665453 - Friday 5 August 2016 3:34

If someone has social anxiety or Autism or even is just shy, it's very difficult to go out and meet people and make friends.

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