Should call Jake from Statefarm, he'll keep you company.

They're not allowed to hang up on you

In other news an average joe starts a company based on making phone calls to lonely people and becomes a millionaire!

Are you perchance from soviet Russia?

Most of those companies don't let employees hang up, so you can waste all their time you want. Kind of ironic if you ask me, but funny the same

Normally it's the other way around isn't it?

Oh my God, this hurt my heart a little.

I'm trying to imagine how that conversation would go. If you feign interest won't they usually go on and on about whatever they're selling?

Well at least you knew whom to call when you are lonely

It's not that difficult to socialize, just go out and try to meet new people.