By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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rusrsbrah 0

Go to a bar. Attempt to socialize. If you succeed, you get a new friend. If you fail, you get drunk. Win-win.

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ancollins 6

It's when you start calling THEM that you have a problem

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foxwithit420 19

thats not funny.. I am a telemarketer an somone kept me on the phone for 30 min acting as if they would buy.. I lost 4 potential sales in that time... Now my pay is cut :( FML

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mataroki 13

You can always message me, im always up to make new friends and wont try to sell you crappy overpriced things from the internet xD

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Couch_Potato 17

Awww honey I'm sorry. hey you ever need a friend add me message me on here and I'll give you my snapchat and number

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