By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
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mt21mt 15

I'm going to go ahead and make a few assumptions, based on other women I have met who are like this. 1 - Your ex wasn't actually a stalker. You are simply the type of person who exaggerates things for attention. Just like the type of women who will scream "rape!" when someone accidentally brushes against them in a public place. If someone is/was more interested in you sexually more than you are interested in them, that doesn't make them a stalker. 2 - You weren't actually lonely. If you had thought about it, you had lots of friends and family you could talk to if you wanted to. You only missed playing with someone's head. If he was actually a stalker, then you wouldn't keep leading him on. It sounds like you just missed the attention from someone who used to want you sexually. 3 - You are very conceited, to assume that when you call someone, they should drop what they are doing to entertain you. 4 - I'm going to assume you have mental issues, are a POS, or both.

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, shit. Looks like you need to find a new stalker, my friend.

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, shit. Looks like you need to find a new stalker, my friend.

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RichardPencil 30

You made it too easy for him. When the prey offers itself to the predator, where’s the fun in that?

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mt21mt 15

I'm going to go ahead and make a few assumptions, based on other women I have met who are like this. 1 - Your ex wasn't actually a stalker. You are simply the type of person who exaggerates things for attention. Just like the type of women who will scream "rape!" when someone accidentally brushes against them in a public place. If someone is/was more interested in you sexually more than you are interested in them, that doesn't make them a stalker. 2 - You weren't actually lonely. If you had thought about it, you had lots of friends and family you could talk to if you wanted to. You only missed playing with someone's head. If he was actually a stalker, then you wouldn't keep leading him on. It sounds like you just missed the attention from someone who used to want you sexually. 3 - You are very conceited, to assume that when you call someone, they should drop what they are doing to entertain you. 4 - I'm going to assume you have mental issues, are a POS, or both.

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brianna1494 27

I agree with most of what you said, but other than that... uhhh, you okay buddy?

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fatbody 6

preach home slice preach tell these Harlottes the truth

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Matt Kesler 16

smh, another one of these. there are more ways than ever now to meet and talk to people. If texting your ex is your only solution to being "lonely" and then coming in here to look for sympathy when he says he is busy, that just makes you lazy.

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sketckgamer13 8

well if he was your stalker then why would have him in your contacts let alone contacting him,cause if you do your giving him the attention that he wants.and when you did contact him you would be the only thing on his mind,if i had a stalker i would be ignoring them and blocking them from everything

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amarie2009 22

I guess he isn't into you as much as you think he was, get some friends or a new boyfriend, and leave this guy alone.

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Wishesyoudead 2

Might I just say clearly your a psych,for someone to beg attention that much they lead there ex boyfriend on and only to get turned away and make you feel "Lonely AF" you deserve much worse than just a few hateful comments.Leading a guy on when your in a relationship isn't cool let alone pretending his a stalker if he really was then you have some next level issues if your willing to bring him back into your life.

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fatbody 6

hey you need to hit the gym read a book or just give up on life at this point

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