Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did it work? I heard of someone going on a dating site with no pictures, claiming to be 3'9" tall and over 300 lbs with the name LeaveMeTheFuckAlone. "She" was remarkably successful!
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RichardPencil 32
Did it work? I heard of someone going on a dating site with no pictures, claiming to be 3'9" tall and over 300 lbs with the name LeaveMeTheFuckAlone. "She" was remarkably successful!