Health: Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with...

damn guys sorry I was second my mistake and we should get some more details. FYL for sur but the potatoe wins this round. I mean imagine the potatoes FML, "Today, I got it by a mans head i am now a mashed potatoe. FML" lol

crzyry 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:17

@Josh: Something tells me you're related to Dan Quail...haha

ScaryyMary 14

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:58

You sir, are no Jack Kennedy. And it's "Dan Quayle", not "Quail". If you're going to insult someone, do it right.

crzyry 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:39

Yes ma'am.lol

Yuppie 7

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Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

Well said, ScaryyMary! I agree!

Fml_blonde 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:17

Oh wow, I am not surprised this happening in Missouri. I'm from there lol.

CallMeHush 0

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:20

A tragic potato cannon accident perhaps?

lordmoe 0

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:40

Thats what I was thinking, and if thats the case the OP is lucky it just knocked him/her out.

CallMeHush 0

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:49

They are fun though.

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Friday 12 February 2010 13:18

so true

R3kli3 10

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:33

haha

doobieboy 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

sounds like bs

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:41

HAHAHA FYL indeed...this one made me laugh, sucks though...

Nearly

Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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Spicy

Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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Today, it's been 5 years since I started a relationship with a man who'd hidden he was impotent and I was too deep into the relationship to break it off. I accepted the sex without penetration. but since then his libido has dropped too, we have no sex, and he won't see a therapist. I'm looking up gigolos, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm 42. FML

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