brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Knottywoman
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
picklebug
Minneapolis, United States
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The ball game
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
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mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
DrpY_MASTER 2
Birds! Theyll stuff us all into potatoes and throw us around!
lordjiro 0
Potatown3d!!!
redbluegreen 41
That's not quite how Hot Potato works...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
apparently they're doing it wro... um, actually, I like this version of the game more.
Starfire22 5
The new hot potatoe is a mixture of dodgeball and old school hot potatoe :D the person who is hit after the music stops is out. There is a scoring system too, 3 points for head shots, 5 for groin shots... The potatoe is what you use in place of the ball...
scuba1722 0
lmao
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
I can't help this… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lbryanexo7 0
ROFLMFAO!
AntiChrist7 0
How many potatoes does it takes to kill an Irishman? None...
foxboyz94 0
that sux
xladylarienx 18
Were you hanging up new curtains with a vicar?
xxprettymistakex_fml 0
thats epic 0.0
applesmoothiee 2
^win
mylifeiscrazi 1
Ouch!