By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
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I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

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Ouch. Dunno how your dad knew that but that sucks... my first first EVER btw XD

maybe she's not in college yet. o_O

Whoof, can you say 'pwned'?

Maybe you shouldn't be giving your innocense all willy-nilly...

#47 yes you can :) 

Oh My God. I love your profile pic

Well done you. Cookie?

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

Was it jake from State Farm?

^ OMG OMG IM DYING RIGHT NOW I FUCKIMG LOVE YOUR COMMENT I WISH I COULD LIKE THIS MORE THEN JUST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pics or didn't happen

That's one cool dad!

that's one uncool avatar!

Dear Old Dad FTW!

your parents listen to you cum with jake for two years!? and they didnt bust in on you!? (assuming you have been made guilty by jake more than once) =) hahahaha your parents are awesome =) im very jealous!!!

these actually sound like some of the coolest parents ever. If they have been married long enough to have a teenager and still make out in their living room....yeah; that's hot.

I think she means he was her boyfriend from two years ago.

I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking. Oh and your dad wins.

I agree haha

Agreed! Who says "necking" these days? No one, that's who. :P

I say necking... D:

Redbluegreen! I missed you!!!

I missed you!!!

although the word is awesome...its nothing compared to actions

I'm a chicken. I say 'wattling'

I missed you too my dear.

We've all missed you, Starfire.

I would say "necking" if I thought of it.

That's the great things about dads, they always throw out the last thing you ever expected to hear from them.