Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me....

By Anonymous - 12/1/2010 02:25 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

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By shananigans | 0

#770009 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:51

I'm probably the only freak who thought the most interesting part of this FML was the OP's use of the word necking.

Oh and your dad wins.

By 24788 | 6

#769962 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:10

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

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By whataloadofbull | 0

#769945 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:03

Ouch. Dunno how your dad knew that but that sucks...
my first first EVER btw XD

neonokku | 0

#770126 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:39

maybe she's not in college yet. o_O

iGreen_Day | 0

#770496 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:35

Whoof, can you say 'pwned'?

Reyo | 2

#770797 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:59

Maybe you shouldn't be giving your innocense all willy-nilly...

azreal_13 | 0

#1240857 - Saturday 14 August 2010 14:30

#47 yes you can :) 

osnapitzkay | 8

#4794735 - Friday 10 August 2012 0:20

Oh My God. I love your profile pic

By Shokz992 | 0

#769954 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:07

Well done you. Cookie?

By 24788 | 6

#769962 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:10

I don't know if I approve of you seeing this Jake guy in subject.

NewMetalGirl | 14

#5471529 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:06

Was it jake from State Farm?

justindrew14 | 29

#5716035 - Monday 14 October 2013 16:50

^ OMG OMG IM DYING RIGHT NOW I FUCKIMG LOVE YOUR COMMENT I WISH I COULD LIKE THIS MORE THEN JUST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By BangOut | 2

#769982 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:23

Pics or didn't happen

By TomasT | 0

#769996 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

That's one cool dad!

HamsteronA | 0

#857986 - Monday 15 February 2010 13:55

that's one uncool avatar!

Sky1K | 2

#2948409 - Friday 22 July 2011 4:09

Haha owned

By CallMeHush | 0

#769998 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

Dear Old Dad FTW!

By Spac3Ghost | 0

#770001 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:41

your parents listen to you cum with jake for two years!? and they didnt bust in on you!? (assuming you have been made guilty by jake more than once) =) hahahaha your parents are awesome =) im very jealous!!!

npk88 | 0

#770368 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:52

these actually sound like some of the coolest parents ever. If they have been married long enough to have a teenager and still make out in their living room....yeah; that's hot.