brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Knottywoman
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
picklebug
Minneapolis, United States
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The ball game
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
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Comments (149)
January_fml 0
i call my best friend potato (shes not fat or anything). did she hit you by any chance?
logieebearr 0
well that's a great story to tell people when your older:)
mattthew 0
wow that's impressive
icantsleep 0
i don't believe you. your not from Idaho
pastelxo 0
This is one story that I'd like to hear the rest of. Oooh the possibilities :D
GCali4 0
hahaha thats hilarious!
shes_jinxed 0
haha classic, you have made my bus trip to work
VittiChan 2
aahh those potatoes really know how to get to ya!!!! this one (this potato) obviously has something against u but next time just watch out ok? u never no hu the potato told about his problems with u...... a piece of broccoli is probably waiting to strike.... it might be a good idea to get a vegetable body guard to protect u from these foods that are to get u if u ever need help visit ur nearest vegetable body guards r us good luck and I hope u survive to live a great life:)
queenGG 0
AHAHHAHAHHAH sooo funnyyyyyyyyyy
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
Okay seriously..? How do you get knocked out by a potato!? STUPID KIDS. YOU MUST BE LIKE ALL SKIN..