brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Knottywoman
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
picklebug
Minneapolis, United States
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The ball game
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
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Comments (149)
me5 0
Yo #12. obviously potato throwers! Any more smart questions anybody
Batman4890 0
r u retarded? flying potatoes ALWAYS have right of way..... jackass
xllamax 0
heyy stop giving irish people ideas... i cant get injured...again.
cakezorz 0
more of an mlia...
GeoThermalSleuth 0
F the potatoes Life for being flung at a Human Body with such force.
hercules268 0
Are you english? If so, you deserved it. If not, eat some corned beef and cabbage. Then wash that down with some beer and whiskey. You'll be fine. Slainte.
JDoggBattosai 0
that's pretty dern funny!!
x0SoReckless0x 7
I totally believe it. My best friend got a bloody nose from a potato. IT CAN HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!! xD
Anarchy_fml 0
How does this make it to FML. This is an MLIA.
samiams00 0
Why is your quote on FML. It is an MLIA. If FML was full of real FML, no one would come here because of all the sad "my husband/wife/bff/child just died. FML's. So shush it
maibiz 0
This is in no way average (not that mlia is average/good anymore) I think being knocked out by a potato suffices.
hellokimmiee 5
LMFAO SORRY BUT LMFAO