brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Knottywoman
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
picklebug
Minneapolis, United States
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The ball game
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
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GooberGuy 0
a fakin potato? Arnold S. must have threw it.
frigidbitch 0
This is one reason why we have healthcare issues. At what point did you not think that a hard object being shot or flung at a distance at a good speed would not cause any damage. Being in the healthcare industry I would have to ask "Did we learn a lesson today, or will you be back later on this week?"
keehret 0
OMG!!!! When I read this I laughed my ass off for like ten min. straight.... nothing against you or anything, but a few months ago one of my classmates decided to through a baked potato down the hall after lunch..... Yeah It hit me in the head... lucky me I wasn't knocked out though, and I didn't have to go to the hospital... I just was thinking that it could have been me if he had thrown the thing harder.... who knew more than one person would be hit by a flying potato..
sux96 2
i luaghed soo hard when I read this!! so thank you!! i hope you're all right though! :)
SilentWindmill 0
That really sucks XD Atleast it wasnt a frozen meatball
TwilightFalcon 0
Hahahahaha!! That is so funny!! I do feel sorry for you though; feel better!
whatsername0902 0
i'm sorry, but i snorted.
DarkJoy_fml 5
So happy to hear another person having issues with the potatoes' vendetta against people. I was tripped multiple times in high school by potatoes (yea weird sounding I know, but true).
beekicker 0
potatoes are evil!
Sappheyes 0
You say potato, I say duck!