Health, Mental health and Cooking: Kitchen nightmare - FML

Kitchen nightmare

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 13:00 - Iceland

Today, I made a casserole to use up the green beans I've had sitting unused in the fridge for over a week. I went out and bought all the ingredients, prepared them, and left them in the slow cooker for 4 hours before dinner. At no point in this did I remember to add the beans. FML

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Wednesday 11 January 2023 17:00

Oh well. Give them a quick sauté in a pan with some butter, garlic, salt and pepper and voila! You’ve got yourself a mighty fine side dish.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 January 2023 14:31

That's using the old bean!

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 January 2023 14:31

That's using the old bean!

TwoBytesCarley 27

Wednesday 11 January 2023 17:00

Oh well. Give them a quick sauté in a pan with some butter, garlic, salt and pepper and voila! You’ve got yourself a mighty fine side dish.

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