Drivers never win and winners never drive.

Haha that sucks a bit but I guess some ppl get like that when they're nervous?

The first time I took my test I was already really nervous about it.. We're driving down a series of narrow street.. I turn left at the stop sign.. The car behind me does the same thing, but in the wrong lane.. The old man then tried to merge into the correct side of the road.. without staying behind me.. Or passing me.. He tries to merge where my car is.. I panic and swerve and fail my test for.. "Not signaling", "swerving", "not maintaining calm" and a bunch of other reasons.
I fear old drivers now. it's not the last time they've effed me over..

The time I DID pass it, the instructor had a hook for a hand..
I am NOT at all kidding. It was awesome. To this day I picture his name being James Hook..

Haha I was downright shitty with my tests. Wanna guess how many times I took it? I think it was...8. 8 times. Haha if anyone knows about nerves, it's me. I'm a fine driver now, been doing it for a while, no accidents. But I think my favorite test (sarcasm) was when I pulled out of the parking lot, IN FRONT OF A FIRETRUCK, and obviously the instructor screamed and I had to maneuver my way out of that one. Obviously, I didn't pass lol.

But I had other tests that were just downright stupid. I had one instructor who marked me down for being shaky, OVER AND OVER. Technically, I had a flawless test, she just marked me down for nerves. The funny thing is, she used to come in to the place that I used to cashier at, so...let's just say, you want the person ringing you up to be your friend.

Cool story, Bro.

did you pass?

I believe it was sarcasm, because I came here to ask the exact same thing, lol.

I was also going to say this.
SARCASM! :P

He should have known better than to park there.

"There" being France?

Woman by any chance..?

You know, guys have more expensive insurance rates for a reason, asshole.

Because we like to show off our driving skills, and we aren't lucky all the time. Just most of the time lol.

I swear I've seen this FML before...

YDI for being a shit driver

AH HA i passed!!!!!! drivers like you that stop drivers like me from getting to work happy!

First!!!!! Take that :D

Fail

Your even worse then the other person i made fun of for saying first, he was atleast 6th..

It's so easy to say YDI but what if ur life is just fcked? I saw FYL no license for you.