Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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rcgirl2 11
What can I say? Everybody loves cupcakes. :)
EMTchic 14
Can't blame them, cupcakes are freakin amazing .
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Comments (152)
Joui_fml 11
Was it a good cupcake?
kissmyass23 6
The mugger was probably on a diet & blamed you for flaunting temptation in front of them!
Azaarious 5
Was it Pinkie Pie?
telli164 30
I don't have cupcakes but I have chocolate brownies? :)
KingKralj 31
"Today, my stuff wasn't stolen. FML"