It's refreshing to see a first comment that's actually funny, good job sir.

You ain't got no pancake mix!

There ain't no pancake mix in there! Stop lying to these people!

I first read this as "compels you TO bitch", which still makes pretty good sense!

What's a shite..?

Aha, this comment brightened up my day. :)

A "shite" is the British version for shit.

Actually, we still say 'shit' in Britain. 'Shite' is just a less extreme version of 'shit', like 'sheet' and 'S.ugar H.oney I.ce T.ea'. :P

Tell him that people can believe what they want to, you can't drag them into the church like the extreme Catholics did during the dark ages

For some reason, I doubt reasoning and logic will go over very well with the crazy druken bum. I also doubt OP is in the mood to go back and talk to him.

22- I second that!

I consider myself a Christian and go to church regularly, but I agree that we aren't supposed to force you to repent or assume that god wants us to throw 'holy' water on people..... This guy is special breed of human that we all hope dies out soon

That's really creepy. But catchy. Still creepy, though.

Off the top of your head, no... That took about five minutes minimum to think of that

It's a quote from that movie I don't remember the name of..

So he throws the sign at you =0?

Throws words?

Thro ws words.

Making kids into a liquid form to drink must be hard to do and probably doesn't taste too good.

The comma helps prove that the kids are not what is being drunk...

Yes I realize this. First time I read it I didn't see the comma. Apparently making kids into a liquid smoothie isn't funny.