By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
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DocBastard 38

Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.

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Ambient25 24

You should put her number on Craigslist

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DocBastard 38

Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.

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GuessWhatKids 13

SR, probably ;P.

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Wizardo 33

Thou should check Ye Olde Shoppe for all ye defensive needs...

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RocketNinjaFish 12

I got mine for free with a happy meal :)

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adam3650 12

First it's kids running around with knives, now it's maces. where will it stop?...

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Alihb 16

I really hope that was sarcasm. If not, mace is a brand of pepper spray.

iluvevil01 11

Walmart. They have EVERYTHING

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soccerstar1996 18

Internet? They have everything on the Internet!

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flockz 19

walmart, internet, ebay, macy's???? where is the best place?!?! it's like none of you even have a mace!

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AngelSpit 18

Bud K is where I got mine http://www.budk.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=156514&

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rosenkrieger223 21

C-c-c-combo breaker. (referring to 99's not-even-remotely sarcastic/joking reply)

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capnbzarr 43

Originally, "mace" referred to a club with a weight on the end. What you're referring to was known as a flail. Although I think video games have made this misnomer more widely known than the correct terminology.

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BradTheBrony 19

I thought the difference was that flails had a chain attaching the ball, but a mace was attached to the handle.

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Wizardo 33

No, no, no a flail is more commonly known as a Magikarp, a well known flailer in the realm of Pokémon and a user of the flail move 'Splash', a mace is completely different.

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Sidhen 8

Screw her! If she is like that, then you probably don't need her.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Duh, hence being called the EX-girlfriend.

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cocainewhore 30

I think it depends on why they broke up. If the ex has reason to think he's dangerous or something, then maybe she made the right decision. One of my exes was very abusive, if he tried to talk to me normally I would punch him and leave.

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maz95 17

Well she probably feels great now that she was able to vent her frustrations out on you.

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JACKxRAWR 22

She'll feel even better when she has a few years in prison to mull over what she did. Dude should press charges.

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ywolfgl 21

What a bitch! But if u ignore people like that, u are the smart one!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Kinda hard to ignore an eyeful of irritants, isn't it?

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brianraythai 3

Maybe revenge to do with bugs? Because last time I checked, bug is super effective against dark types.

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Ambient25 24

You should put her number on Craigslist

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Accuraxy 10

Say "Interested in meeting up, send dick pic first."

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fishstick557 14

Put up "car for sale" take a pic and make it really really cheap happened to my buddy

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MrConcise 34

Guys, dogs belong under the "Pets" section.

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carminecris89 13

That would be a shitty to do. We don't know how he treated her. He might be a total pos.

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Lawlsacopter 6

If she treats you like that after you tried to be civil, then you're the lucky one OP!

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Vidrill 22

She is either a little psychotic or maybe you did something terrible to her in the past and she can hold a grudge....

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icemand90 17

of course she can hold a grudge, she's a woman

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gracehi 31

I wonder if perhaps OP was abusive and so now she finds his mere presence threatening. Not likely, since she "kept walking" rather than ran away, but it's a possibility if she's overconfident in the effects of mace.

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

But still mace..? I mean its kind of extreme.

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Bloodangel456 12

Just so I'm clear. Mace is a kind of pepper spray right? We don't call it mace in England:P

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JACKxRAWR 22

#93, Mace is just very strong pepper spray, designed to be used to repel bear attacks. Anyway, pepper spray is illegal in the UK. :P

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CodeXana 9

Why does 13 have so many upvotes? Wtf? Sexism is not something to be approved of. (besides, I'm a woman and I can't hold a grudge at all, except against my mother)

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I might be mistaken OP but I think she is still resentful over whatever happened in the past between you 2

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